Dr. Johnny Pervert
Greetings and Salutations to you all!My name is Dr. Johnny Pervert (pronounced per-vehr…The T is silent, and I am French after all) and I have offered Notinhalloffame.com my expertise on the most attractive women is sports.
Now you may be saying this to yourself; who is this guy to tell me about hot women, and why do I need you to tell me these things? There are lists like this all over the Internet!
I will address the second one first.
The lists/countdowns I have seen generally focus on one sport, or just one crop of Olympians. Sometimes it will be for one country. More often than not, the list never exceeds 50.
As for my list, I looked at the entire earth; so much so that I looked at sports I never really cared about (and once and a while didn’t know existed) and despite my location in America’s heartland I looked at as many countries as I could to make the perfect list! This also included sports that are not exactly your traditional ones, at least by my North American eyes.
That’s the quality. As for the quantity, I decided to go for a number that I have not seen anywhere else: 400. As far as I can see, no other website has elected to find that number of damsels who are worthy of putting on a pedestal.
That answers one question.
The second is who am I to rank them.
Well, I am a Doctor of Love, and gangster of passion and one whose love of women is known worldwide…and no I am not some degenerate living in his parent’s basement!
Now with that out of the way, let’s take a look at this bevy of athletic beauties!
Feel free to let the good doctor if there is someone I missed or someone else you think fits the bill…so to speak.
French soccer player, Gaetane Thiney, is the kind of woman that the good doctor wants to take for a beer during the day, and a glass of wine at night. Don’t worry, she is French, she can handle it!
You will have to trust the good doctor as there are many hot women in Iceland. They just don’t have a lot of good athletes. I did find one world class competitor in javelin thrower, Asdis Hjalmsdottir. That will have to do for now!
The good doctor honestly thought there would be more representation from Argentina, but that is ok, we forgive Brazil’s neighbor for not doing its fair share. Argentina does however give us another field hockey player in Noel Barrionuevo.
Carmen Schaefer is a hot woman in a cold sport. The good doctor loves these Swiss women, but it was a mild surprise to see just how attractive this Swiss sweetie is.
What can’t the Norwegians do athletically? After doing this list, the good doctor is thinking absolutely nothing. I have another example of what they can do, and of course, look good doing it. Here is long jumper, Margrethe Renstrom.
The good doctor loves the alliterative name of Sharleen Stratton. It sounds like someone from a late 80’s evening soap opera. Instead, it is the name of a cute Australian diver. Either way, I like!
Every time I seem to find an image or a video of German beach volleyball player, Sara Goller, she always seems to be smiling, which the good doctor always says makes someone look so nice! Happy Germans! Who knew?
East Africa. Maybe it does not have a great reputation in our part of the word, but for the good doctor it does with runner, Tirunesh Dibaba, a name I want to reach out and grab ya!
The good doctor already told you that he is a sucker for All-American girls with bouncy blonde curls. Throw in an electric smile and that is a recipe I can make every day! Here is that dish, swimmer, Elizabeth Beisel.
Serbian women. They are tough and often they are hot. Still, they aren’t necessarily cute, though I find that volleyball player, Stefana Veljkovic, certainly fits in the cute category.
The good doctor loves the Swin Cash’s name, which seems classy and street at the same time. Cash is another WNBA beauty who knows how to handle the rock. I know another rock she can handle!
Is it just the good doctor or does the name “Nadine Strauss” make you think of a concert pianist instead of an Austrian beach volleyball player? It doesn’t matter, as I think she is quite cute no matter what her profession is.
Aren’t the lakes in Finland frozen? The good doctor knows that is not always the case, but the next time I go into one, I will be looking for the Finnish mermaid, Emilia Pikkarainen. I think you will be too!
Swiss heptathlete, Ellen Sprunger, makes the good doctor, spring to attention, if you know what I mean!
The good doctor has always been enchanted with Scotland, and it is nice to see a Scottish lass fly the flag of the northern part of the big island of Great Britain. Did that move rhythmic gymnast, Rebecca Bee up a few spots? Actually, yes it did.
This is an open appeal to American freestyle skier, Keri Herman. NEVER lose those bangs. The good doctor is in love!
Lara Teixeira: A Brazilian synchronized swimmer? Is she hot? What do you think! From the word, Brazil, we think you already knew the answer!
Have you seen the pictures that the good doctor is showing you regarding Austrian canoeing star, Viktoria Schwarz? Why can’t she compete like that? I know I would watch the sport far more intensely than I do now! So would you!
Ashley Wagner does not always photograph well, as her expressive face makes for some inopportune looks at times. Still, the American figure skater is cute enough for the good doctor, and yes I remember telling you much I love the flexibility of these ice princesses!
Freckles on a Hispanic look! The good doctor loves this sweet combo on Tori Pena, who represents Ireland in the Pole Vault, though she is essentially an American.