Dr. Johnny Pervert

Greetings and Salutations to you all!

My name is Dr. Johnny Pervert (pronounced per-vehr…The T is silent, and I am French after all) and I have offered Notinhalloffame.com my expertise on the most attractive women is sports.

Now you may be saying this to yourself; who is this guy to tell me about hot women, and why do I need you to tell me these things? There are lists like this all over the Internet!

I will address the second one first.

The lists/countdowns I have seen generally focus on one sport, or just one crop of Olympians. Sometimes it will be for one country. More often than not, the list never exceeds 50.

As for my list, I looked at the entire earth; so much so that I looked at sports I never really cared about (and once and a while didn’t know existed) and despite my location in America’s heartland I looked at as many countries as I could to make the perfect list!  This also included sports that are not exactly your traditional ones, at least by my North American eyes.

That’s the quality. As for the quantity, I decided to go for a number that I have not seen anywhere else: 400. As far as I can see, no other website has elected to find that number of damsels who are worthy of putting on a pedestal.

That answers one question.

The second is who am I to rank them.

Well, I am a Doctor of Love, and gangster of passion and one whose love of women is known worldwide…and no I am not some degenerate living in his parent’s basement!

Now with that out of the way, let’s take a look at this bevy of athletic beauties!

Feel free to let the good doctor if there is someone I missed or someone else you think fits the bill…so to speak.
Initially representing the former Yugoslavia, Jelena Dokic now represents Australia, although as she is at the tail end of her career, we suspect she won’t be repping them much longer and the good doctor will have to replace her on this list.  Luckily, ogling women is a full time gig…
The good doctor knows that Turkish volleyball player, Polen Usuplehilvan, is far from traditionally pretty.  In fact there are some pictures where she looks down right awful.  Still, she has this “je ne sais quoi” (or whatever that would be in Turkish), and warrants a spot on my list.
Katinka Hosszu is quite the Hungarian hottie.  The seductive swimmer knows how to take a selfie, which the good doctor was quite excited to find!  
Ah…France.  From this beautiful country, the good doctor presents to you a beautiful soccer player in Amandine Henry, who plays for “Les Bleus”.  Is that also the color of certain testicles when they can’t be with her?  Sorry, I couldn’t resist.
If you think there are too many blonde Americans on this list, the good doctor needs you to understand two things.  The first is that the Americans dominate sports so of course I can find more of them.  The second is that a lot of them are attractive!  Expect for…
Born in the United States, but representing Nigeria, hurdler, Nichole Denby raises the beauty bar for Nigerian female athletes, wouldn’t you agree?  The good doctor certainly thinks so!
The good doctor has always been open about his love for South Koreans.  The style, the look, the overall package.  It is all so incredible!  Still, not enough of their talent enters the athletic world, which makes me enjoy fencer, Kim Je Yeon all the more!
The good doctor did not realize he would find this much hotness in the WNBA.  Chances are, neither did most of you.  Here is another, Candace Parker.  
The good doctor has seen old video of the East German swim team, who might as well have been men.  The fall of communism has been good to Germany, and yes their swim team.  Example: Daniela Schrieber.
The good doctor has seen old video of the East German swim team, who might as well have been men.  The fall of communism has been good to Germany, and yes their swim team.  Example: Daniela Schrieber.Not so with Susanna Kallur!
Nope, the good doctor is not going to do another handball joke in reference to a hot handball player putting her hand on my balls.   But if I did…Croatian handball player, Andrea Penezic would be a good choice right?
While Sylvia Brunlehner is part Kenyan and part German, the African swimmer is all the way sexy and a legitimate part of the good doctor’s list.  Damn, I really love these African-Germans!
The good doctor can’t help but find South Korean table tennis princess, Seo Hyo Won, one of the most adorable women ever.  She may not be sexy, but perhaps there is a side to her that has yet to emerge.  The good doctor will be waiting!
The longer the good doctor continues doing this, the more I appreciate very tall women.  My god, they can be so sexy!  Another one I feel that way about is Australia’s basketball star, Lauren Jackson.
Spain loves soccer, and the good doctor really enjoys Alexis Putellas, who is one of the more attractive and capable women of the Spanish soccer team.
Have you seen some of the Chinese male basketball players?  Who would think after looking at them that the good doctor would be able to find one attractive woman on the female roster?  As it turns out, I was able to accomplish just that!  The tall and lovely Zhao Shuang,…
Figure skaters can be so cute can’t they?  Danielle O’Brien from Australia certainly fits the bill and the good doctor can see why the Aussies love her.
Tall and lanky, but in every way sexy, Brazilian volleyball player, Sheilla Castro, is one that the good doctor can stare at all day.  Although I don’t speak Portuguese, I know I could listen to her day in and day out!
A Spanish Synchronized Swimmer.  It sounds so sexy doesn’t it?  It is.  Here is the example with Margalida Crespi Jaune.
Have you ever looked at a picture of a girl and thought that she must be fun?  That is the exact thing that the good doctor thinks when I look at American beach volleyball star, April Ross.  Believe me, I have a lot of fun planned with her!