Dr. Johnny Pervert

Greetings and Salutations to you all!

My name is Dr. Johnny Pervert (pronounced per-vehr…The T is silent, and I am French after all) and I have offered Notinhalloffame.com my expertise on the most attractive women is sports.

Now you may be saying this to yourself; who is this guy to tell me about hot women, and why do I need you to tell me these things? There are lists like this all over the Internet!

I will address the second one first.

The lists/countdowns I have seen generally focus on one sport, or just one crop of Olympians. Sometimes it will be for one country. More often than not, the list never exceeds 50.

As for my list, I looked at the entire earth; so much so that I looked at sports I never really cared about (and once and a while didn’t know existed) and despite my location in America’s heartland I looked at as many countries as I could to make the perfect list!  This also included sports that are not exactly your traditional ones, at least by my North American eyes.

That’s the quality. As for the quantity, I decided to go for a number that I have not seen anywhere else: 400. As far as I can see, no other website has elected to find that number of damsels who are worthy of putting on a pedestal.

That answers one question.

The second is who am I to rank them.

Well, I am a Doctor of Love, and gangster of passion and one whose love of women is known worldwide…and no I am not some degenerate living in his parent’s basement!

Now with that out of the way, let’s take a look at this bevy of athletic beauties!

Feel free to let the good doctor if there is someone I missed or someone else you think fits the bill…so to speak.
The good doctor wants to get a message out to Swedish curler, Christina Bertrup.  You have the goods…it is time to show off what you have!
The good doctor told you that I was searching the world and searching all sports!  In South-East Asia, there is a combat sport called Silat, and the sweetest looking star of the sports comes from Singapore in Nurul Suhalia.  You see, I do this research so you don’t have to!
Tiffany Porter is another gorgeous hurdler, and one that elevates the overall attractiveness of the British Track and Field team.  The good doctor always loves these dark and lovely women!
If the Olympics ever takes out Synchronized Swimming, the good doctor really wouldn’t shed a tear, but women like Canadian, Stephanie Durocher makes me reconsider that statement.
Another golden girl of American swimming, Breeja Larson has that long lean body that the good doctor loves.  Actually, you have noticed that I love many types of female bodies haven’t you?
The good doctor likes South Korean archer, Ki Bo Bae, though I am not completely sure why.  Maybe it is because underneath that goofy hat and baggy clothing she competes in, I am certain that there is something magical.
While Cappie Pondexter should stay off of Twitter, the good doctor loves the way this WNBA star scraps and claws her way to basketball greatness.  She certainly looks good doing it too!
While the good doctor can understand why people in North America aren’t into the biathlon, I try to find things I do like.  One of those is Austrian, Lisa Theresa Hauser.
American middle distance competitor, Kara Goucher, is sexy and successful.   That is enough to get her on the tail end of the good doctor’s list.
The good doctor was very surprised to see just how many fencers were on this list, and my first one concludes with one from this elegant sport.  It is fitting that it ends with an American, the nation that dominated the hot female athletes.  Here is Mariel Zagunis, a blonde…