Dr. Johnny Pervert

Greetings and Salutations to you all!

My name is Dr. Johnny Pervert (pronounced per-vehr…The T is silent, and I am French after all) and I have offered Notinhalloffame.com my expertise on the most attractive women is sports.

Now you may be saying this to yourself; who is this guy to tell me about hot women, and why do I need you to tell me these things? There are lists like this all over the Internet!

I will address the second one first.

The lists/countdowns I have seen generally focus on one sport, or just one crop of Olympians. Sometimes it will be for one country. More often than not, the list never exceeds 50.

As for my list, I looked at the entire earth; so much so that I looked at sports I never really cared about (and once and a while didn’t know existed) and despite my location in America’s heartland I looked at as many countries as I could to make the perfect list!  This also included sports that are not exactly your traditional ones, at least by my North American eyes.

That’s the quality. As for the quantity, I decided to go for a number that I have not seen anywhere else: 400. As far as I can see, no other website has elected to find that number of damsels who are worthy of putting on a pedestal.

That answers one question.

The second is who am I to rank them.

Well, I am a Doctor of Love, and gangster of passion and one whose love of women is known worldwide…and no I am not some degenerate living in his parent’s basement!

Now with that out of the way, let’s take a look at this bevy of athletic beauties!

Feel free to let the good doctor if there is someone I missed or someone else you think fits the bill…so to speak.
Ah the Heptathlon.  This is definitely becoming the good doctor’s favorite sport!  Would you like another reason?  I present to you the lovely Latvian, Laura Ikauniece.
If you are a small country that athletically speaking can only produce alpine skiers, they might as well be cute right?  This is what the good doctor has found in Tina Weirather from the very small nation of Liechtenstein.
The more the good doctor stares at Italian Volleyball player, Francesca Piccinini, the more I am enamored.  How can I not be?  I just want to say her name over and over again!  Damn, I love Italian!
The smile of Dutch sprinter, Esther Akihary is one that the good doctor can look at again and again and she rocks the orange of that uniform very well.  I am sure that there are quite a few other things that she can rock as well!
Claire Lavogez is a diver from France.  Wait, she’s actually a soccer player, though when you watch her play you can understand the first sentence.  No matter what sport she is, as she is quite cute and the good doctor loves the French!  I can parlez-vous that again and again!
Emilia Fahlin is one of those Swedish women that the good doctor is “fahlin” for.  Well, you didn’t come here for the puns.  That is just an added bonus.
You don’t have to be quirky to be an extreme sports star, but the U.K’s, Aimee Fuller has found a beautiful combination of quirky and cute and the good doctor knows one slope she should try!
Petra Cetkovska is quite the Czech cutie and again the good doctor can’t help but wonder why tennis attracts so many good looking women?
The good doctor loves his All-American girls, and Lauren Perdue fits the bill.  I am also a sucker for a woman with a mountain of curls a top their head, and Perdue has quite the mountain!  Good girl for turning down a date with LeBron James by the way!
Do you want to know what the good doctor finds the most amazing about the looks of Francesa Dallape?  She is one of the girls who doesn’t even seem to try.  Maybe it’s because she doesn’t’ have to!
From Russia with love indeed!  The good doctor loves the women of Russia, and while the hockey team is not on part with the Canadians, they destroy them in the looks department.  Another example is Svetlana Komylkova.  Da Da Da!
If the good doctor were doing a list on athletic names that sound like strippers, would Cleopatre Darleux have to top the list?  It is enough to get me excited to watch her play handball, or at least put her hands on my…well, you know the rest!
There is harsh yet sexy look to Latvian javelin thrower, Madara Palameika that the good doctor finds very alluring.  She looks like she came off of the set of Rocky IV, or another cold war film, and yes…I like!
Often when the good doctor stares at Ekaterina Bobrova, I see an athletic blonde who often looks mopey and miserable.  Her smile is a little strange, and she does look exactly like a photo from a Russian dating site.  With all of those “issues”, I still enjoy looking at her…
The good doctor wonders how Polish shooter, Paula Wronska has such an inappropriate last name.  When I look at her I don’t see anything “Wrongska” with her at all!
There are two reasons to watch the German women’s soccer team.  The first is that they are pretty good.  The second are the beautiful women who are on the pitch, one of which is Melanie Leupolz, the German girl next door.  The good doctor is ready to meet this fraulein!
The Dufour-Lapointe sisters of Quebec.  What is there not to love?  The moguls specialist and the oldest of the siblings, Maxime Dufour-Lapointe and those pictures where she has bangs and gives off a more mature Carly Rae Jepsen vibe is one the good doctor will never forget.
Chinese women are for the most part so adorable.  Now imagine that in a figure skating outfit.  It is not hard for the good doctor, as I have Li Zijun to show me the way!
Norwegian women love balls.  Okay, maybe they don’t, but the good doctor wants to imagine handball player, Linn Jorum Sulland loving a set of balls in her hand.  Damn, I need some help.
Tall and athletic, Torah Bright is a favorite winter Olympian for many Australians, and not just because she is nice to look at.  The good doctor can tell you that she is quite good at what she does and should she ever meet your favorite physician, her future will most…