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Dr. Johnny Pervert

Greetings and Salutations to you all!

My name is Dr. Johnny Pervert (pronounced per-vehr…The T is silent, and I am French after all) and I have offered Notinhalloffame.com my expertise on the most attractive women is sports.

Now you may be saying this to yourself; who is this guy to tell me about hot women, and why do I need you to tell me these things? There are lists like this all over the Internet!

I will address the second one first.

The lists/countdowns I have seen generally focus on one sport, or just one crop of Olympians. Sometimes it will be for one country. More often than not, the list never exceeds 50.

As for my list, I looked at the entire earth; so much so that I looked at sports I never really cared about (and once and a while didn’t know existed) and despite my location in America’s heartland I looked at as many countries as I could to make the perfect list!  This also included sports that are not exactly your traditional ones, at least by my North American eyes.

That’s the quality. As for the quantity, I decided to go for a number that I have not seen anywhere else: 400. As far as I can see, no other website has elected to find that number of damsels who are worthy of putting on a pedestal.

That answers one question.

The second is who am I to rank them.

Well, I am a Doctor of Love, and gangster of passion and one whose love of women is known worldwide…and no I am not some degenerate living in his parent’s basement!

Now with that out of the way, let’s take a look at this bevy of athletic beauties!

Feel free to let the good doctor if there is someone I missed or someone else you think fits the bill…so to speak.
Who is number one? It is the delicious Norwegian Snowboarder, Silje Norendal who takes the good doctor’s “pole” position as the hottest woman in sports. Perhaps it is the Norwegian cold that keeps he looking so hot! Either way, this equal blend of cute and hot makes the good doctor…
The good doctor just came back from Hawaii and let me tell you that he loves his surfing babes! If that is the sport for you, let me assure you that it does not get any hotter than Anastasia Ashley, a sexy surfer who knows that she is hot! The…
Is it time for the good doctor to make a pilgrimage to the former Soviet Union? No wonder they closed the borders for so long as they had Russian hotties like Darya Klishina, a successful Long Jumper who captures the imagination of men worldwide, especially that tattoo (and not the…
While the good doctor is not certain that he can forgive Ms. Lindsey Vonn for sleeping with Tiger Woods (A.K.A.: the most boring man in sports), but watching her glide down the slopes makes me want to raise my ski pole. Is it just me, or does she have a…
Is Sara Galimberti the best Middle Distance runner in Italian history? She isn’t even close, but the good doctor thinks she very well may be the hottest! Galimberti probably models more than she competes, but without question she is the most recognizable. Ciao Bella!
The good doctor knows that women like the bad boys. Saying that, this medical practitioner loves the naughty girls, and if you look at the star goalie for the United States Soccer Team, her off field antics tell me Hope Solo is one naughty girl. Perhaps I can prescribe a…
The good doctor remembers Big Break: Dominican Republic on the Golf Network when it won by the sultry Blair O’Neal. Okay, I didn’t watch it, but had I known there was a golf goddess this hot on it, you can bet I would have been stroking my putter while she…
The good doctor has always been looking for an excuse to go to Paraguay (okay, not really) and I have found one with Javelin thrower, Leryn Franco.
Is Ana Paula Mancino a good Beach Volleyball player? I don’t know, but the good doctor is planning a trip to the beaches of Brazil to find out! Like so many Brazilian female athletes, she spends more time modeling, but with looks like that, can you blame her?
My God, is there really reason not to be going to Brazil and cruise for females? (other than the kidnapping that occurs there regularly) The good doctor thinks that finding a woman like soccer sweetheart, Laisa Andrioli might be worth the risk!
The good doctor wants to go on the record. “The Karate Hottie” is the best nickname for a female athlete…and also the most appropriate. Michelle Waterson is as striking as she can…well…strike, and one I would gladly take a “pounding” for.
The good doctor has absolutely no clue as to whether the beautiful Feres twins still compete in Synchronized Swimming, but as long as I can find them on my computer screen, I will always double my pleasure!
The good doctor thinks that American soccer star, Sydney LeRoux can do it all with her looks. If she wants to, she can either pull off cute, sultry or dirty or all at the same time. No matter what look she opts for, it is always sexy and exotic and…
Alana Blanchard. Just…wow.   The good doctor just came back from Hawaii, and I spent the whole time looking for Ms. Blanchard on the beach. Take a look at her. Don’t you want to do the same thing?
Prior to Kiira Korpi, the most famous figure skater to come out of Finland is… O.K. I have no idea. Want to know why? None of them looked like Kiira Korpi! The multi-time Finnish champion makes the good doctor want to show Kiira my triple lutz! I don’t know what…
Never has the good doctor been so afraid of a woman, yet so aroused! Ronda Rousey will at least go down as the greatest female fighter of our generation and even if in one hundred years someone else comes along and takes that mantle, she was the one who proved…
The Norwegian mountains must be incredible! At least that I assume so as frankly in these pictures, the good doctor never got past the mountains of Linn Haug! Haug proves that extreme sports and Scandinavia are just a perfect combination… or at the very least a very beautiful one!
The good doctor has a question for all of you. Is Rock Climbing a sport? I suppose depending on your point of view it is, but it is not exactly a traditional one. Still, I told you that no rock (get it?) would be left unturned as I search for…
The good doctor knows what some of you are thinking. With Serena Williams, you either think she is an absolute goddess or you think she looks like a man. To those who think the latter, I ask you this: What man has curves like that!
The hills are alive with the sound of music! Isn’t that what Austria makes you think of first? The good doctor knows what he would like to do with the perky hills of Anna Fenninger, the Austrian skier! Also, I admit I am a sucker for those freckles!