Dr. Johnny Pervert

Greetings and Salutations to you all!

My name is Dr. Johnny Pervert (pronounced per-vehr…The T is silent, and I am French after all) and I have offered Notinhalloffame.com my expertise on the most attractive women is sports.

Now you may be saying this to yourself; who is this guy to tell me about hot women, and why do I need you to tell me these things? There are lists like this all over the Internet!

I will address the second one first.

The lists/countdowns I have seen generally focus on one sport, or just one crop of Olympians. Sometimes it will be for one country. More often than not, the list never exceeds 50.

As for my list, I looked at the entire earth; so much so that I looked at sports I never really cared about (and once and a while didn’t know existed) and despite my location in America’s heartland I looked at as many countries as I could to make the perfect list!  This also included sports that are not exactly your traditional ones, at least by my North American eyes.

That’s the quality. As for the quantity, I decided to go for a number that I have not seen anywhere else: 400. As far as I can see, no other website has elected to find that number of damsels who are worthy of putting on a pedestal.

That answers one question.

The second is who am I to rank them.

Well, I am a Doctor of Love, and gangster of passion and one whose love of women is known worldwide…and no I am not some degenerate living in his parent’s basement!

Now with that out of the way, let’s take a look at this bevy of athletic beauties!

Feel free to let the good doctor if there is someone I missed or someone else you think fits the bill…so to speak.
Germans love their soccer don’t they?  (and David Hasselhoff)  The good doctor knows what else that Germans like?  Selina Wagner on and off of the field!  Actually, that probably is not exclusive to Germans is it?
Another cutie from Norway, Siri Bjorkesett makes the good doctor again want to comb those Norwegian beaches (Norwegian beaches?) for beauties like that.  Actually, I think I want to spend an entire summer in Scandinavia, which might turn out to be the best season of my life!
Statuesque and blonde, volleyball player, Martina Guiggi knows how to turn heads.  Of course she does, she is Italian and the good doctor knows that they all know how to make the most of everything they have!
The good doctor can imagine Swedish women jumping.  Can’t you?  I know you can too.  Ebba Jungmark is a High Jumper from Sweden who I just love watching jump up and down.  Somehow, I think you can too!
The good doctor assumes that all of you know that the Gracie family is toughest family in sports.  You may not know that there is a female Gracie who participates in the sport, and she is hot.  That lady is Kyra Gracie, and I am in love!
The good doctor thought the coastline of Holland was full of just dykes?  No, I wasn’t going for a bad joke there.  Anouk Verge Depre is another on the long list of Dutch athletes that we are into and again we have to find this beach on the Netherlands!
The good doctor will ask again.  When did these curling babes get so hot?  This is especially true for the Russians, who gives us another sweeping sensation, Ekaterina Galkina.  
While Regina George represents Nigeria (though she actually is from the United States) this allows the good doctor to take a trip to Africa, which does have a bevy of beauties.  George sometimes gets into trouble off the track, but haven’t I always said I love the bad girls?  Now…
The good doctor wants to know how much you know about the Mexican Synchronized Swimming Team?  Nothing?  That’s fine.  I will tell you all you need to know in three words:  Nuria Diosdado Garcia.  You are welcome!
Oh my God!  How cute is South Korean golfer, Hee Kyung Seo?  If she was the face of ladies golf in North America, would you care if she can’t speak English?  Wait, can she?  The good doctor should find out!
While she is often in the shadow of her teammate, Ellen Hoog, Eva de Goede is quite a stunner herself and when the two of them pose together it is quite a pair indeed.  The good doctor is getting penalized for high sticking right now.  Wait, is that a penalty…
The good doctor admits he is not a huge fan of ice dancing, but damn those women are generally hot, and they most certainly are sexy!  Russian, Elena Ilinyhk is one such hottie, and those pouty lips get me every time!
You know what the good doctor finds wrong with women’s hockey?  It is that the hottie goaltenders have their face covered with bars!  Certainly there has to be a way that the lovely Angelina Goncharenko can play with her face exposed!
The good doctor really loves Mackenzie Dern.  What’s not to love?  She is thick, cute and she can kick your ass all the while with a smile on her face.  We are all in on American Jiu-Jitsu!  
The French definition of sultry has to be the “Female Sidane”, Louisa Necib, whose olive features and piercing eyes are only matched by her skill on the soccer field.  If she truly is the French Zidane, she can head butt me anytime!
The good doctor can tell you that Carmen Martin has a sexuality that works no matter how you look at it.  Martin is a sultry Latin babe and just rocks my world!
Normally there is nothing sexy about short track speed skaters.  The good doctor could not tell you why, it is just one of those sports that does not seem to land attractive women.  I have an exception here in Russian (of course), Tatiana Borudulina.
Competing in the modern pentathlon, we have a modern woman (I assume) in French athlete, Elodie Clouvel who is one of the stars of the sport.  I guess the good doctor is going to have start paying to attention to this athletic endeavor too!  
The good doctor loves mature gymnasts.  Gabby Douglas was just a pioneer in many ways, but one who has blossomed into a beautiful woman, who is still a competitive force in the word of gymnastics.  
A regal name wouldn’t you say?  Carolin Leonhardt fits her name as the good doctor feels that the German canoe specialist has a classic look to her that almost looks like she should be wearing a crown on her head.