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Dr. Johnny Pervert

Greetings and Salutations to you all!

My name is Dr. Johnny Pervert (pronounced per-vehr…The T is silent, and I am French after all) and I have offered Notinhalloffame.com my expertise on the most attractive women is sports.

Now you may be saying this to yourself; who is this guy to tell me about hot women, and why do I need you to tell me these things? There are lists like this all over the Internet!

I will address the second one first.

The lists/countdowns I have seen generally focus on one sport, or just one crop of Olympians. Sometimes it will be for one country. More often than not, the list never exceeds 50.

As for my list, I looked at the entire earth; so much so that I looked at sports I never really cared about (and once and a while didn’t know existed) and despite my location in America’s heartland I looked at as many countries as I could to make the perfect list!  This also included sports that are not exactly your traditional ones, at least by my North American eyes.

That’s the quality. As for the quantity, I decided to go for a number that I have not seen anywhere else: 400. As far as I can see, no other website has elected to find that number of damsels who are worthy of putting on a pedestal.

That answers one question.

The second is who am I to rank them.

Well, I am a Doctor of Love, and gangster of passion and one whose love of women is known worldwide…and no I am not some degenerate living in his parent’s basement!

Now with that out of the way, let’s take a look at this bevy of athletic beauties!

Feel free to let the good doctor if there is someone I missed or someone else you think fits the bill…so to speak.
In the world of sports, history has shown that in the amicable split of the Czech Republic and Slovakia that the former has done much better than the latter.  Actually, the good doctor will tell you that the Czech’s won every part of that division, but I digress.  However, Slovakia,…
The good doctor has heard that expression about eyes that can stare into your soul.  I am not sure that I believe any of that, but if it is true, could it be Turkish Volleyball Player, Nesilhan Darnel that is the possessor of those eyes?  The good doctor knows for…
The good doctor returns to Brazil (and will often) and based on the look of the Brazillan female beach volleyball team, I know I won’t be the only one!  Carolina Salgado may not have the sultry and sexy looks of her other South American teammates, but she has that snide…
While the small nation of Costa Rica has not yielded a lot of soccer success, it is a country mad for the sport.  The good doctor however is mad for one Costa Rican soccer player in particular, the exceptionally cute, Maria Coto.
The good doctor finds very few things hotter than when a seductive female pole vaulter prepares her apparatus for competition.  If only they all looked like Allison Stokke.  Actually, if they did, I would never have any free hands to type at all!
While the good doctor is not exactly certain if Kimiko Zakreski is still pursuing her snowboarding career, I know that she is as hot as hell, and the owner of the coolest international name in all of sports.  It also doesn’t hurt that she is a Canadian, which is the…
When the good doctor went to New Zealand, he didn’t see that much talent.    Perhaps what I should have done (and will do next time) was venture the world of field hockey where I will find girls like Charlotte Harrison.  I would love the chance to put my stick on…
The good doctor knows that the South American powerhouse of Brazil dominates the continent, but I have yet to speak about Brazilian surfing.  How is that possible, with that long coastline?  Well, with Bruna Schmitz that is ending here, and I think that one look at her you can see…
The good doctor really isn’t that interested in diving, but I can’t turn away when Tonia Couch of the United Kingdom is on my screen.  How can I not?  She is red hot and a fan favorite in a sport that has so many colorless competitors and stands out for…
Germany.  Austria.  Switzerland.  The good doctor can tell you that this area of Central Europe houses some of the most beautiful women on the continent.  Thankfully for all of us, many of them compete in sports and are on display for us to watch.  This includes women like Austrian Snowboarder,…
Initially, the name Eloise Amberger makes the good doctor envision an overweight German librarian.  Thankfully the Australian synchronized swimmer with that name, she looks nothing like what you would picture.  Actually, I quite like the picture!
The good doctor will tell you up front that I did not think there would be this many golfers on the list, as when I watch the LPGA, I generally don’t see a lot of “talent” if you know what I mean.  However, this is a worldwide search and there…
The good doctor respects the men’s decathlon and the women’s heptathalon.  How can you not, as this is Track and Field’s most grueling sport!  Grueling however, generally does not equate to absolute cuteness, unless you are talking about Katrina Johnson-Thompson from the United Kingdom.  There is something special about this…
The good doctor has a good idea for one of those gofundme type of sites.  There has to be a secret factory in Russia that produces hot female blonde tennis players like Elena Vesnina, and I am just the man for the job in finding it!
There have been times where the good doctor has wondered how there can be snow in the United States as there are so many hot female winter athletes melting everything in sight!  Gretchen Bleiler, a snowboarding seductress does just that every time she leaves the chalet!
Greek triple jumper, Voula Papachristou became more known for an insensitive tweet that got her kicked off of the Olympic team prior to the 2012 Games, and we are not even sure if she will ever get a chance to compete at the big dance again.  The good doctor does…
The good doctor knows only one thing about the Filipina Volleyball Team.  Rachel Daquis is hot, and is there anything else worth knowing?
There is something about these Italians that the good doctor will never be able to get out of his system, but why should I?  Rossella Flamingo is an adorable fencer from Italy and she certainly raises by sword!
The good doctor knows a lot of people from Serbia, and they are a tough lot of people.  I have to get to know the women of this country better, especially Olympic shooter, Ivana Maksimovic.  There is plenty that “Ivana” do with her!
The good doctor isn’t sure that she should be here as Fatima Moreira De Melo used to be a field hockey star but has traded her stick for poker chips and is now a regular on the poker circuit.  Is this really a sport?  Probably not, but the good doctor…