Dr. Johnny Pervert
Greetings and Salutations to you all!My name is Dr. Johnny Pervert (pronounced per-vehr…The T is silent, and I am French after all) and I have offered Notinhalloffame.com my expertise on the most attractive women is sports.
Now you may be saying this to yourself; who is this guy to tell me about hot women, and why do I need you to tell me these things? There are lists like this all over the Internet!
I will address the second one first.
The lists/countdowns I have seen generally focus on one sport, or just one crop of Olympians. Sometimes it will be for one country. More often than not, the list never exceeds 50.
As for my list, I looked at the entire earth; so much so that I looked at sports I never really cared about (and once and a while didn’t know existed) and despite my location in America’s heartland I looked at as many countries as I could to make the perfect list! This also included sports that are not exactly your traditional ones, at least by my North American eyes.
That’s the quality. As for the quantity, I decided to go for a number that I have not seen anywhere else: 400. As far as I can see, no other website has elected to find that number of damsels who are worthy of putting on a pedestal.
That answers one question.
The second is who am I to rank them.
Well, I am a Doctor of Love, and gangster of passion and one whose love of women is known worldwide…and no I am not some degenerate living in his parent’s basement!
Now with that out of the way, let’s take a look at this bevy of athletic beauties!
Feel free to let the good doctor if there is someone I missed or someone else you think fits the bill…so to speak.
The good doctor brings you another hottie from Serbia and based on what we have seen from the former Yugoslavia, I wish I could time travel to that former Communist Bloc Country. No matter, as don’t you want to “serve” this tennis player, Ana Ivanovic? I know that I do!
The good doctor returns to Germany and looks at the tennis court…a place I can’t stop watching with those cute little skirts and long legs. Sabine Lisicki makes my list and when you see this adorable blonde, you will see exactly why!
South Africa’s loss in the U.K.’s gain as South African born distance swimmer, Keri-Anne Payne took her talents to the British Isles. Payne is pin up pretty and the good doctor would like to be pinned by her!
A lot of subtle criticism on women’s golf is that is dominated by South Koreans who don’t necessarily translate to the American market. Most of them don’t speak English and they just don’t appeal to non-Koreans. Well, the good doctor has one that he wants to help with her “linguistics”…
With a part Cameroonian background, Nicole Banecki represents the changing face of German sports, where what is now the one of the most liberal thinking countries in Europe has many athletes who don’t look like your father’s Germans. As for the good doctor, I rather like the way Nicole Banecki…
At no point in my life have I thought about golfing in Russia. This all changed for the good doctor when I saw Maria Verchenova, the Russian goddess of the links. Do you think there are some undiscovered hotties playing over there? Perhaps I will warm up my putter!
Russian women. Ice. You can’t lose right? The good doctor invites you to ogle an Olga. The Olga in question is Olga Zyablikova, a curling princess who I would like show my broom and stones too!
Miesha Tate tries to look mean on occasion but the woman who came to the ring to face Ronda Rousey with Katy Perry playing as her entrance music just can’t pull it off. That’s okay, she doesn’t have to look mean, as long as she always look hot, and Tate…
La Belle Provence. Have you ever been to Quebec? The good doctor has, and one of the best reasons to do so is because of lovely women like Justine Dufour-Lapointe, the mistress of the moguls. She is one of a handful of hotties from this family, which makes it so…
The good doctor can tell you that if this list was “cutest” as opposed to hottest, American Figure Skater, Gracie Gold would be much higher on the is list, but for some (and depending on my mood, me too) cute is sexy, and when they wear those tight little outfits,…
As much as the good doctor loves Serena Williams, there is another Nubian American goddess in the tennis world. If Serena continues to ignore my phone calls, perhaps Sloane Stephens (who I hear is not a fan of Serena) will take a house call!
The good doctor loves his South Korean Rhythmic Gymnastic pixie princesses. What is that? You don’t know anyone who fits that description? I would like to introduce you to Son Yeon Jae, who fits that bill. What do you think? You are welcome!
Daniela Hantuchova is a tennis player from Slovakia, who reminds the good doctor that there is something beautiful on the east side of the former Czechoslovakia. Actually, the former Soviet Bloc held back a lot of beautiful women!
Is it just the good doctor, or does Jonelle Filigno have an Allanah Myles vibe from twenty-five years ago? What’s that I hear? Either you are saying I am wrong or saying “Who’s Allanah Myles?” Regardless of what you are saying, I know you agree she’s hot!
The good doctor is not completely sure if Maria Fernandez Gonzalez has abandoned her competitive swimming dreams (hence why she is still on this list), but we hope she stays on a little longer as I love that swimming senorita.
Have you ever watched the Canadian men’s soccer team? They are not very good. The Canadian women however are a skilled bunch and are attractive too. A great example is Adriana Leon, who the good doctor wants to practice ball handling skills with.
Would you like to know what the good doctor loves about female Greek gymnasts? Everything! Let’s go Dining at the Y, and have a bit of Greek action with the flexible Vasiliki Millosi shall we?
I love those tattoos. The good doctor loves it when women are inked up right (and there is nothing worse than when they are inked up wrong!) and American Heptathlon competitor, Chantea McMillan is all right!
The good doctor is just old enough to remember when the runners from the Soviet Union were not very attractive. Kseniya Vdovina is certainly not from that era and you don’t have to look at her more than once to know that.
Spanish water must be nice. How does the good doctor know? Because, Spain has Duane da Rocha, an Olympic caliber swimmer who is all the way as hot as the Spanish sun!