Dr. Johnny Pervert
Greetings and Salutations to you all!My name is Dr. Johnny Pervert (pronounced per-vehr…The T is silent, and I am French after all) and I have offered Notinhalloffame.com my expertise on the most attractive women is sports.
Now you may be saying this to yourself; who is this guy to tell me about hot women, and why do I need you to tell me these things? There are lists like this all over the Internet!
I will address the second one first.
The lists/countdowns I have seen generally focus on one sport, or just one crop of Olympians. Sometimes it will be for one country. More often than not, the list never exceeds 50.
As for my list, I looked at the entire earth; so much so that I looked at sports I never really cared about (and once and a while didn’t know existed) and despite my location in America’s heartland I looked at as many countries as I could to make the perfect list! This also included sports that are not exactly your traditional ones, at least by my North American eyes.
That’s the quality. As for the quantity, I decided to go for a number that I have not seen anywhere else: 400. As far as I can see, no other website has elected to find that number of damsels who are worthy of putting on a pedestal.
That answers one question.
The second is who am I to rank them.
Well, I am a Doctor of Love, and gangster of passion and one whose love of women is known worldwide…and no I am not some degenerate living in his parent’s basement!
Now with that out of the way, let’s take a look at this bevy of athletic beauties!
Feel free to let the good doctor if there is someone I missed or someone else you think fits the bill…so to speak.
The good doctor is definitely Hungary for Hungarian born Water Polo hottie, Rita Dravucz, who has a bit of former WWE Diva, Chyna look, before the former wrestler became a train wreck.
The good doctor just loves the name “handball”. Hey, by now, you know what is always on my mind right? Anyway, Norwegian Handball player, Isabel Blanco is also on my mind, and has been running through it all night!
The good doctor knows that Aja Evans is not exactly what you would initially picture as an American bobsledder, and I love that! Evans is absolutely gorgeous and gives you a damn good reason to watch that sport!
You know, depending on the picture of Rosalind Groenewoud that I see, sometimes the good doctor sees a young Alanis...though maybe that is because they are both Canadian, but who knows? Either way this is one raven haired beauty that the good doctor would let go freestyle on his ski…
The good doctor is a pacifist so sometimes I wonder if I should feel guilty about ranking shooters. Naaaahhhhh. Amanda Furrer may be a card carrying member of the NRA (I assume), but she looks good holding it. That is the most important thing to me!
The good doctor finds that the Equestrian “It girl”, Reed Kessler has one of those Kate Middleton vibes. Maybe it’s the long auburn hair, the sport that she participates in or that she just exudes class from every pore. I don’t know, but either way I approve!
There are times when the good doctor wants to go all in on “adorable” and when that happens it is hard to do any better than British volleyball player, Savanah Leaf, who I am sure for many is considered to be the cutest woman in all of volleyball.
The good doctor does not know where all of you are visiting from but in my part of the world the…ahem…adult establishments are full of Romanian women. Here is one that if tennis didn’t work out might have wound up there. This is Sorana Cirstea.
The good doctor likes them all. I like blondes, brunettes, gingers, multi-colored, My God, so many women and so little time. Danish Handball star, Trine Troelsen falls into the first category, the blonde…and boy is she blonde!
The good doctor is realizing that I have used the term “girl next door” a lot, and while a of that is accurate for more many more women on this list than I have used the term for, with American shooter, Corey Cogdell, is it is true; providing that the…
While skeleton may not be a very popular Olympic sport it is without question a dangerous one. The good doctor would like to figure out a way to protect the lovely “skeleton” of Elena Nikitina who has one worth protecting!
The populous country of India does not have a lot of great athletes, and those that do have generally play cricket. That doesn’t mean that the good doctor can’t find a Bollywood beauty for the list as I present tennis player, Sania Mirza.
Divers generally aren’t sexy during competition. That doesn’t mean that once they emerge from the pool that some of them don’t look hot, because they most certainly can. A great example is Chinese competitor, He Zi, who takes the record of the woman with the shortest name on the list. …
The good doctor is done talking about how I don’t understand ice dancing. No matter. Spain gives another hottie (and she’s Spanish, so of course she can dance!) with Sara Hurtado.
It took awhile but finally the good doctor figured out just who Italian pairs skate, Stefania Berton resembles. If you ever saw Ferris Beuller’s Day Off, Berton looks a lot like Mia Sara, the actress who played Sloane Peterson. I wonder if Matthew Broderick ever got her?
What can’t Canadian, Heather Moyse do? She is a two time Olympic medalist in the Bobsled, she represented Canada in cycling in the Pan-American games and she played for the Canadian Women’s team in Rugby Union. That kind of ability is sexy to the good doctor.
Formerly a representative of Italy, Nathalie Molehausen went from representing one nation of beautiful women to another that can boast the same in the country of Brazil. Molehausen, a world class fencer, can strike the good doctor anytime!
There are times when the good doctor just loves tall dark women. Sandrine Gruda can be the cure for what ails me, and when you throw in the fact that she is French (which I love) and can hit the three and you have one incredible woman.
While the good doctor thinks that ice dancing is a silly sport, at least most of the women who participate in it are easy on the eyes. Case in point is Italian ice dancer, Anna Cappellini, who is really sweet to look at, but in Italy there are so many…
The good doctor asks what you know about Argentine Wind surfing? Nothing? Neither do I. Except for one thing….Jazmin Lopez Becker is hot.