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Dr. Johnny Pervert

Greetings and Salutations to you all!

My name is Dr. Johnny Pervert (pronounced per-vehr…The T is silent, and I am French after all) and I have offered Notinhalloffame.com my expertise on the most attractive women is sports.

Now you may be saying this to yourself; who is this guy to tell me about hot women, and why do I need you to tell me these things? There are lists like this all over the Internet!

I will address the second one first.

The lists/countdowns I have seen generally focus on one sport, or just one crop of Olympians. Sometimes it will be for one country. More often than not, the list never exceeds 50.

As for my list, I looked at the entire earth; so much so that I looked at sports I never really cared about (and once and a while didn’t know existed) and despite my location in America’s heartland I looked at as many countries as I could to make the perfect list!  This also included sports that are not exactly your traditional ones, at least by my North American eyes.

That’s the quality. As for the quantity, I decided to go for a number that I have not seen anywhere else: 400. As far as I can see, no other website has elected to find that number of damsels who are worthy of putting on a pedestal.

That answers one question.

The second is who am I to rank them.

Well, I am a Doctor of Love, and gangster of passion and one whose love of women is known worldwide…and no I am not some degenerate living in his parent’s basement!

Now with that out of the way, let’s take a look at this bevy of athletic beauties!

Feel free to let the good doctor if there is someone I missed or someone else you think fits the bill…so to speak.
The good doctor knows that you know who Michelle Jenneke is. This is the woman who crashed YouTube with her sexy dancing prior to racing. I can’t tell you if she wins at all, or even finishes half or any of her races. All I know is that this is…
Before Julia Simic, the only thing the good doctor thought about Nuremberg, Germany was that this is where the post World War II trials took place. After finding out that this is the hometown of Ms. Simic perhaps it is time to see what lovely damsel can put me on…
The good doctor never thought watching women’s basketball would be worthwhile other than for the skills of the players. In my world wide tour, I found that, My God, hoops girls are getting hot, and perhaps the most alluring is Croatia’s Antonija Misura, the blonde point guard for their national…
Do you remember a time when you sat around with your friends and talked about the hot women of curling? Up until recently, neither did the good doctor! That has certainly changed for me (and many of you we suspect) when you first set eyes on Alexandra Saitova, who makes…
The University of Virginia Women’s Basketball team houses the lady who many have called the hottest woman in the NCAA. For those unaware, let the good doctor introduce you to Tiffany Suarez who will be entering a dream in you. Chances are for my younger visitors those dreams will be…
The good doctor admits to knowing nothing about the beaches of Poland, but if the women all look like Jagoda Gruszczynska I would like to found out! Jagoda (I am too lazy to type out her last name again) is cute as a button, in that Polish girl next door…
There is something so sexy when a hot woman competes in the pole vault. The preparation and gentle caressing of the pole gets the good doctor every time. Is Australia’s Melanie Adams the best at pole vaulting? I have no idea, but she looks really good doing it!
The good doctor can admit when he is wrong. When Danica Patrick first arrived on the scene, I thought this was another hot woman (like Anna Kournikova) who would receive disproportional attention due to her hotness (not that I really had a problem with that) and she was more hype…
The good doctor is rapidly coming to a conclusion. If you want to find the really hot women in America, the golf course might be the place to find them. That is certainly what I think when I see the delicious Natalie Gulbis, all blonde, all hot and All-American. Now…
The good doctor wonders if the horny fish have all of the fun in the Pacific Ocean. Why do I ask? They get to look at the yummy bod of Sage Erickson, the Californian surfer who delights beachfronts around the world. She might be more model than surfer, but isn’t…
The good doctor learned of this anime girl that came to life and when you look at Kazakh Volleyball player, Sabina Altynbekova you will know it is true too!  Now is it possible she can become an even more famous export than Borat?  Hey, at least she really is from…
The good doctor has said it before and will say it again.  I totally understand the appeal of Russian mail order brides.  While tennis superstar, Maria Sharapova doesn’t need the Internet to find a Western husband, her looks make a lot of lonely North Americans (and no the good doctor…
I can’t say that I am sure if Sophie Horn has won many (or any) tournaments, but this babe of the links sure makes the good doctor want to “tee off”.  The sports critic in me says that she can’t be to serious about the game when her Twitter handle…
The good doctor has to hand it to The Netherlands, as that relatively small European country constantly produces world class athletes, and hot ones at that.  Is the hottest currently Field Hockey player, Ellen Hoog?  I am inclined to think that it might be true!
The good doctor loves his Italian women, especially when they frequent the beach.  Marta Menegatti is a star on the beach volleyball circuit, or maybe she isn’t.  Honestly, I really don’t pay attention to wins and losses when women like Menegatti are spiking the ball.  Speaking of spiking, guess what…
The only problem that the good doctor has with Jaqueline Carvalho is that when she plays volleyball it is predominantly indoors, and not on the beach, where her clothing choices would be more limited!  Perhaps we should more attention to the play, as Carvalho is quite the champion from Brazil!
The United States woman’s hockey team has been good for years and when you have a netminder like Hilary Knight, you already have a leg up on the competition.  The girl next door with the cereal box smile melts the hearts of this physician and many others we are sure. …
The good doctor knows that there is not a requirement to be attractive to play beach volleyball…but there might be in Brazil.  Talita Rocha certainly meets the requirement, as she is an expert as showing off her “assets”.
The good doctor will be straight up when he tells you he has never followed the Hammer Throw, especially in the past when I imagined hairy women from the Communist Bloc as the competitors.  The lovely Italian, Silvia Salis shattered that myth in my eyes and I can watch her…
The good doctor has to go to a surfing competition.  Now I am not sure just how competitive Erika Hosseini is, as she seems to be more model than surfer, but I know that I am ready to ride her waves!