74. Olivia Newton-John & John Travolta

You don’t have to be Asian to figure this math.  Crap plus Crap equals Double Crap, and if you add more Crap you get a steaming pile of Shit.  We use this algebraic equation to give you the Grease Megamix which has wreaked havoc at lame weddings ever since.

Forgetting our distaste of the musical genre in films, we have to recognize that Grease was one of the biggest hits of the 70’s.  We aren’t really sure why, but at some point when we are all long gone, a historian will accurate describe what makes people enjoy “spontaneous” singing and dancing at what are generally banal and inopportune situations.  With that said, in 1991 a DJ combined three of Olivia Newton-John & John Travolta's hit songs to create his “megamix” and the musically oblivious flocked to it like stink on a skunk’s ass.  Of course, those clueless Grease fans loved the song three times as much.