2023 Fictitious Contributor Round 1

Guru Maurice Pitka

Contest: 2023 Fictitious Contributor Round 1
TV Show/Movie Appeared: The Love Guru (2008)
Actor/Actress: Mike Myers
Why you should vote:: Only, because you did not see this movie
Why you should not vote:: This was thirty shades of horrible.
This is an open letter to Mike Myers. Why? Not only did you destroy your career, you added to the hex that is the Toronto Maple Leafs, as your beloved team became associated with this shit. For a Scarborough boy, my God, how could you not know any better?