My Favourite Boobs in Hollywood!

Category: Guru's Soap Box Created on Saturday, 06 October 2012 21:42 Written by Phil Hits: 2003

Remember when opening a link with a title like this would get you Rick rolled or that damn scary face morph. I always hated that scary face, it constantly freaked me out since I like to bake before I go surfing. Well no Rick rolling here or scary face but I am also not talking about the boobs you might be thinking about, I talking movie idiots.

I have had many actor friends over the years, between them and interviews/commentaries one statement has been addressed time after time. ‘Comedy is much more difficult than drama to perform.’ But for some reason acting awards flow more towards dramatic performances over comedy. So with that I mind here is a little list of what I think is the best of the comedy boobs.

El Segundo and El Nebuloso (Yellowbeard) Tommy Chong and Richard ‘Cheech’ Marin. I know Cheech and Chong in a boob list big surprise but it’s these characters (to me at least) where they reached for the stars of boobdom and flew past. From the speech impediments to the not injured enough inspections these are some mighty big boobs!

SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star (Spongebob) Tom Kenny and Bill Fagerbakke. This cartoon to me mainstreamed many of the gags that Ren & Stimpy had tackled in the past but have done such a great job of hiding in plain sight that most parents aren’t aware of just how twisted these Bikini Bottom inhabitants really are. So for the schooling in boobness they are imparting to our children they are a big soaking wet pair of boobs.

Wayne Campbell and Garth Algar (Wayne’s World, Wayne’s World 2) Mike Myers and Dana Carvey. From doughnuts to guitars these guys brought a version of suburbs that rang so true it was easy to say “I know guys just like that!” To this day when I see a Rolls Royce on the road I am tempted to roll down the window and ask if they have any Grey Poupon. My favorite metal boobs.

Shaun and Ed (Shaun of the Dead) Simon Pegg and Nick Frost. Singing “Whitelines” with the walking dead , throwing classic vinyl at Zombies, and having a sit down after realizing that the zombie apocalypse has begun. Them’s are some perfect slacker boobs.

Jay and Silent Bob (Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks 2) Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes. Foul mouth, drug dealing, smooth talking mac daddy’s from Jersey. They crash through windows, walls, tables, hot chicks, and supply golden nuggets of philosophical insight. “Dude I think I just filled the cup.” Stoned boobs at their finest.

Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunne (Dumb and Dumber) Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels. Selling a dead bird to a blind kid, the ability to make the most annoying sound in the world, getting frozen to each other, and one of the best dream fights ever. These guys are XXX Boobs.

I know there are lots of other great comedy duos, but to me there are great comedy teams and great boobs, these are the boobs!