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Kenny Tyler
Aug 13, 2013
Published in
The Athletes
Kenny Tyler sunk the three that helped the University of Washington that helped them win the National Championship; which was an impressive feat considering his dead brother and teammate whose ghost had helped Washington win several games prior to. We will let that sink in for a minute.
Now that you have thought this over, is there any chance that anything from this predictable tripe should enter the Hall?
Jimmy Dolan
Aug 13, 2013
Published in
The Athletes
Squeaking out of the Contributors category because he played the Point for the African tribe in the movie’s third act, we now have the opportunity to play “Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon” in the Fictitious Athlete Hall of Fame. As Jimmy Dolan, Bacon travelled to Africa to recruit what he thought would be a star player for his university where he was a coach. As always, Bacon did a fine job, but it was not a movie that had much of audience. We suspect that the only way Kevin Bacon makes our Hall is by actually playing the Six Degrees game.
Jimmy Chitwood
Aug 13, 2013
Published in
The 2021 Fictitious Athlete Inductees
Honestly, in our opinion this is not as much of a lock as people would think. It is undeniable that without Jimmy Chitwood, Hickory High does not win the Indiana State Championship, or even makes a dent in that tournament. We will also say that without Chitwood stating that if Coach Norman Dale was fired, he would not rejoin the basketball team. However, that moment was one of the most passionless speeches uttered in a pivotal sports cinema moment. Even on the hardwood, we remember less of the montage of Chitwood jump shots as opposed to the diminutive Ollie making those two free throws in the previous game.
Still let us all remember this: Jimmy Chitwood showed us that when the star player wants a certain coach, he gets it. Come on NBA fans that sound familiar doesn’t it?
Jesus Shuttlesworth
Aug 12, 2013
Published in
The Athletes
Generally, when you take an active athlete and put him in a major movie, the results are disastrous (Shaquille O’Neal we are looking in your direction!), but Ray Allen gave a very earnest performance in Spike Lee’s “He Got Game”. The three point specialist played, Jesus Shuttlesworth (is that not a cool name or what?), who was widely recruited by multiple institutions to play hoops, and his father (Denzel Washington) was granted a week long sabbatical from prison to help convince him to play for the college of his Warden’s alma mater in return for a reduced prison stay. The highlight for us (and we are sure others) was the one on one game between Allen and Washington; which justified to us the casting of a non-actor in that role although, we have to say; what was the deal with that ending?