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Steve the Pirate
Sep 28, 2013
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The Athletes
Although we know that Steve the Pirate stunk at Dodgeball and no-showed the Championship Game, we just wanted to nominate a pirate. Seriously….we wanted to nominate a pirate.
The Bullet Points:
Movie Appeared:
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
Actor:
Alan Tudyk
Played for:
The Average Joes
Why you should vote for him:
You probably shouldn’t actually.
Why you should not vote for him:
He was zero help to the team.
Steve Parker
Sep 28, 2013
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The Athletes
Sure the movie was in a bit (ok, a lot) of bad taste, and Steve Parker did not actually win as “The Ringer” in the Special Olympics, but he was with a pre-obnoxious Katherine Heigl in the film so maybe we will cut him a break.
The Bullet Points:
Movie Appeared:
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2005)
Actor:
Johnny Knoxville
Why you should vote for him:
Other than Jackass related reasons, we don’t really have one.
Why you should not vote for him:
Again, he lost.
Shane Gerald
Sep 28, 2013
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The Athletes
He wasn’t on Eastbound and Down for long, but we loved Jason Sudeikis as Shane Gerald, the friend and partner in debaucheries with Kenny “Fucking” Powers. We are wondering though, if maybe we should nominate the Catcher’s cocaine instead.
The Bullet Points:
TV Show Appeared:
Eastbound and Down (2012)
Actor:
Jason Sudeikis
Position Portrayed:
Catcher
Played for:
Myrtle Beach Mermen
Why you should vote for him:
He was a great partner for Powers.
Why you should not vote for him:
Conceivably, this is not even among the top three characters of the show.
Scott Voss
Sep 28, 2013
Published in
The Athletes
The idea of Kevin James working his way up to beat a UFC Heavyweight contender may be laughable, but the first big budget Mixed Martial Arts film had the blessing and support from UFC (making it at least look good) and was reasonably well done visually. We are very curious to see how this film ages and whether their inspirational message will have legs. If so, Scott Voss in the Fictitious Athlete Hall of Fame is a possibility.
The Bullet Points:
Movie Appeared:
Here Comes the Boom (2012)
Actor:
Kevin James
Why you should vote for him:
He raised the money, got the girl and won the fight. That is a sports movie trifecta.
Why you should not vote for him:
Although the King of Queens is not unathletic, he is not beating anyone in the UFC.
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