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Skip Donahue
Sep 28, 2013
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The Athletes
As unlikely as Gene Wilder is in any athletic role, we will say that we loved (as we are sure many did) him as the prison inmate turned rodeo star. Did he look the part? Hell no; but this is one of those cases where it didn’t matter one bit.
The Bullet Points:
Movie Appeared:
Stir Crazy (1980)
Actor:
Gene Wilder
Why you should vote for him:
This is a comedic legend; that could be worth something.
Why you should not vote for him:
It is a prison rodeo; not exactly the Super Bowl.
Steve the Pirate
Sep 28, 2013
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The Athletes
Although we know that Steve the Pirate stunk at Dodgeball and no-showed the Championship Game, we just wanted to nominate a pirate. Seriously….we wanted to nominate a pirate.
The Bullet Points:
Movie Appeared:
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
Actor:
Alan Tudyk
Played for:
The Average Joes
Why you should vote for him:
You probably shouldn’t actually.
Why you should not vote for him:
He was zero help to the team.
Steve Parker
Sep 28, 2013
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The Athletes
Sure the movie was in a bit (ok, a lot) of bad taste, and Steve Parker did not actually win as “The Ringer” in the Special Olympics, but he was with a pre-obnoxious Katherine Heigl in the film so maybe we will cut him a break.
The Bullet Points:
Movie Appeared:
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2005)
Actor:
Johnny Knoxville
Why you should vote for him:
Other than Jackass related reasons, we don’t really have one.
Why you should not vote for him:
Again, he lost.
Shane Gerald
Sep 28, 2013
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The Athletes
He wasn’t on Eastbound and Down for long, but we loved Jason Sudeikis as Shane Gerald, the friend and partner in debaucheries with Kenny “Fucking” Powers. We are wondering though, if maybe we should nominate the Catcher’s cocaine instead.
The Bullet Points:
TV Show Appeared:
Eastbound and Down (2012)
Actor:
Jason Sudeikis
Position Portrayed:
Catcher
Played for:
Myrtle Beach Mermen
Why you should vote for him:
He was a great partner for Powers.
Why you should not vote for him:
Conceivably, this is not even among the top three characters of the show.