Putting Ralph Macchio on the Fictitious Athlete Hall of Fame ballot (for his work in the Karate Kid Series) was not a problem for us, but we were struggling whether to include him for his incomplete effort in “Crossroads”. As struggling Blues musician, Eugene Martone, we had a hard time buying him as anyone who even heard a Blues record, let alone someone who could score with an in her prime, Jami Gertz. We aren’t even going to tell you what we think of him defeating Steve Vai at the end in a guitar duel.

From a series of MAD TV sketches we have the Eracists, an “Up With People” type of singing group who try to motivate people to accept everyone for what they are and to go against racism. This is despite that their lyrics are often racist themselves.

We are completely aware that this entry has no business being here. First off, we never saw “acclaimed” Opera Star, Enrico Pallazzo sing (though how could it be better than Frank Drebin?) and second Opera is as far from Rock and Roll as you can get. With those points said, we love the Naked Gun, and damn it, he is on the ballot!



The Bullet Points:
Movie Appeared:
The Naked Gun (1988)

Actor:
Tony Brafa

Songs you might remember:
None

Why you should vote for him:
We admit you probably shouldn’t.

Why you should not vote for him:
A thousand reasons honestly.

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Diane Lane was at her sultry best as Ellen Aim, a Rock singer who is the subject of a kidnapping in the 1984 cult film, Streets of Fire. We can’t say we exactly remember anything that she sang, but we do remember how she looked. We wonder what that is worth here.



The Bullet Points:
Movie Appeared:
Streets of Fire (1984)

Actor:
Diane Lane

Songs you might remember:
Tonight is what it Means to be Young

Why you should vote for her:
We will argue that she was the best part of the movie.

Why you should not vote for her:
She did not even make the soundtrack. That is a big reason right there.

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