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Ah, Boxing and the mob went so well together in old time boxing movies doesn’t it? In “There Ain’t No Justice” we meet Tommy Mutch, a mechanic turned boxer who is seduced in the world of pugilism and wins a series of fights, though unbeknownst to him was rigged as part of a gambling syndicate. It is a dark tale, but well written and respected in its time. The Bullet Points: Movie Appeared: There Ain’t No Justice (1939) Actor: Jimmy Hanley Role Portrayed: Boxer Why You Should Vote For Him: It was a clever take on the boxing/mafia motif. Why You Should Not Vote For Him: This was a critical hit in the U.K., though not well remembered today.

From the ass end of the Rat Pack, we have Peter Lawford as Tommy Marlowe, a star College Football who is struggling with grades, which may prevent him from playing in the big game. As much as it is a “stretch” to imagine a college football star struggling in academics, we are treated to this as a musical, though we do easily believe that Lawford was a hit with the ladies. The Bullet Points: Movie Appeared: Good News (1947) Actor: Peter Lawford Role Portrayed: Tait College Football Player Why You Should Vote For Him: Frank Sinatra shrapnel? Why You Should Not Vote For Him: Football was not that big a deal in this movie.

We know that at one point Mickey Rooney was one of the biggest stars (not literally) and a fairly decent actor, but as a champion in Boxing? It may have been a hit at the time but buying Rooney as a boxer is laughable; or really in any role that requires the slight bit of toughness.

In what could be considered one of the first black comedy sports films, W.C. Fields stars as The President of the fictional country of Klopstokia, a country that is broke but apparently has a plethora of natural athletes including the President himself. The President puts together a team of athletes and through a turn of events, success will equal financial reward for his country. Incidentally, the President competes and wins the weightlifting event with a 1,000 pound lift. Who knew Klopstokians had it in them? The Bullet Points: Movie Appeared: Million Dollar Legs (1932) Actor: W.C. Fields Role Portrayed: President of Klopstokia, and Olympic Weightlifter for his country. Why You Should Vote For Him: He won and made us laugh while doing it. Why You Should Not Vote For Him: Was this possibly too farcical for consideration?