Admittedly, the good doctor’s favorite fencer is Inigo Montoya, but the one I find the most succulent is Poland’s Sylwia Gruchala, a damsel who is never in distress. Has a fencing sword ever looked so good?
While the good doctor openly wonders why Brazilian athletes have one name, it does allow me to present the only person on this list who has that type of moniker. Erika has become star on the pitch and on the runway, where we have to admit is where we have watched her the most.
Rachel Wray is not the home cook with her own show…that is Rachel Ray. Rachel Wray is a former cheerleader turned MMA fighter and while the chairman will tell you that nobody will confuse her with Ronda Rousey in the ring, the good doctor feels she can match her in the looks department.
Again, the good doctor wants to know where this beach is in Norway that has all these hot and cute beach volleyball girls. While I don’t know if Viktoria Kjolberg is the hottest Norwegian athlete, she might be the cutest. There is a difference you know!
While the good doctor is not always watching women’s hockey, Russian Goalie, Anna Prugova is one I dream of scoring on. That’s it…I have no other bad double entendre for this one.
Let’s go surfing in Australia shall we? When the good doctor takes a look at the scrumptious and sexy Aussie surfer, Sally Fitzgibbons, I have to wonder why Nicole Kidman was considered a hot Aussie export. Where is the acting equivalent of Ms. Fitzgibbons?
Viva la France! The good doctor knows that we have a bad reputation when we travel overseas, but I propose that I venture back to the land of baguettes and berets and act as an ambassador. My first stop is with the French muse, Laure Bolleau who plays defense for the French. Luckily for the good doctor, her “defense” should be able to be cracked. Remember, the French can’t stop anybody!
Many of the female fighters (including the ones who are on this list) look like they belong in mixed martial arts. Unless I am watching someone other than Paige Vanzant in the octagon, she looks more like a college football cheerleader than trained destroyer. This is bringing back the good doctor’s Buffy the Vampire Slayer fantasies.
Zsuzsanna Jakabos is easily the hottest woman in Hungarian swimming. Now granted, the good doctor can’t tell you who is second, but while you are looking at Zsuzsanna (and damn I love that spelling of her first name) do you care who else is in the pool with her?
The good doctor can’t resist a good pun. While looking at professional golfer Meghan Hardin, I can’t help but get a hard-on! Can you imagine how many times she has heard that one before?
