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Chazz Michael Michaels may have been a male figure skater, but the sex addict sure loved his women. Will Farrell (Michaels) made many laugh out loud with his performance of a down on his luck figure skater forced to find a male partner (his old rival) to return to the Olympics in pairs figure skating. Considering the premise, the film could have easily fallen flat on its face, but Ferrell was brilliant in his role, and it is almost inconceivable to imagine anyone else executing the “Iron Lotus”.

This is one for us seems thirteen shades of impossible. We can’t nominate Michael Jordan; because there really is a Michael Jordan. Same goes for Bill Murray. Technically, there really is a Bugs Bunny in a cartoon universe; but what does that mean for us? This is the grey area we find ourselves in, but we will err in the side of caution. Bugs Bunny was the leader of the Looney Tunes, and had co-billing with the greatest Basketball player of all time in his only foray into motion pictures. Guess what? This messed up equation worked, and it was a decent film; despite Jordan’s cardboard acting. One unrelated thing; how do you steal the “talent” of Shawn Bradley? The Bullet Points: Movie Appeared: Space Jam (1996) Actor: Billy West Played for: The Toon Squad Why you should vote for him: This is Bugs Bunny; there are not too many cartoons better than this. Why you should not vote for him: It’s a cartoon. How do you vote for a cartoon? {youtube}
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Apparently there are five of these movies, and we haven’t seen any of them. All we know is that they are kid friendly and involves a dog playing sports. Automatically this has to make these movies better than Juwanna Mann. The Bullet Points: Movies Appeared: Air Bud (1997) Air Bud: Golden Receiver (1998) Air Bud: World Pup (2000) Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch (2002) Air Bud: Spikes Back (2003) Actor: A bunch of different dogs Position Portrayed: Multiple Played for: Multiple Why you should vote for him: We have no idea. Why you should not vote for him: Because it is a dog! {youtube}
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It was not that Brian Shute was such a villain, and he did not do anything to really provoke the hero. No, he just looked like an unbeatable amateur wrestler who had little to say and knew how to fight. Actually, we liked that he was a little one-dimensional, but does that effect his chances overall? It probably will. The Bullet Points: Movie Appeared: Vision Quest (1985) Actor: Matthew Modine Played for: Hoover H.S. Why you should vote for him: His role was to be a seemingly unbeatable opponent. Mission accomplished. Why you should not vote for him:There was never a band named “Brian Shute”. There actually is one named “Louden Swain”. {youtube}
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