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Mel Clark
Sep 14, 2013
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The Athletes
How did Tony Danza remember his lines when his character name wasn’t Tony? Why do angels legitimately give a crap about the outcome of Baseball games? Why did they remake this? What kind of Disney movie kills Tony Danza in the end; and why didn’t that happen in the season finale of “Who’s the Boss?”
The Bullet Points:
Movie Appeared:
Angels in the Outfield (1994)
Actor:
Tony Danza
Position Portrayed:
Pitcher
Played for:
California Angels
Why you should vote for him:
His character was a good guy….we guess.
Why you should not vote for him:
This is not even in our top three of athletes played by Tony Danza.
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Machine Gun Joe Viterbo
Sep 14, 2013
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The Athletes
Basically on the ballot because….well it’s Stallone; “Machine Gun” Joe Viterbo was the foil to David Carradine in Death Race 2000. We recognize that this far from Sly’s best work, but this is a guilty pleasure of ours…and maybe yours.
The Bullet Points:
Movie Appeared:
Death Race 2000 (1975)
Actor:
Sylvester Stallone
Position Portrayed:
Death Race Driver
Raced for:
His own interests.
Why you should vote for him:
It’s Stallone!
Why you should not vote for him:
If you love Sly, there are far better choices here.
Luther "Shark" Lavay
Sep 14, 2013
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The Athletes
As much as this movie had a lot of characters that stood out, only the one of Luther “Shark” Lavay had that feeling of deja-vu. Lavay was billed as the Linebacker who changed the way the position was played; the very statement that was given to the man who portrayed him, Lawrence Taylor.
Taylor was not a great actor here, but he was given some of the more poignant gridiron related speeches in the film. With a chainsaw, he taught “Steamin” Willie Beamen offense and defence, and he taught the young Quarterback about emotion in the game. Lavay’s career ended on the field due to making a vital hit (it turned the ball over on downs), but he was stretchered off the field, where it was implied that he may be paralyzed; essentially due to all the damage he took on the football field. Somehow, in the new injury aware National Football League, this scene seems to hold a little more impact than it did when it was filmed.
The Bullet Points:
Movie Appeared:
Any Given Sunday (1999)
Actor:
Lawrence Taylor
Position Portrayed:
Linebacker
Played for:
Miami Sharks
Why you should vote for him:
Much like Lawrence Taylor changed linebacking in the NFL, Lavay changed it in the AFFA. (Pacino said the latter, so IT MUST BE TRUE)
Why you should not vote for him:
Much like Taylor himself, Lavay’s best days were behind him.
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Lucy Draper
Sep 14, 2013
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The Athletes
We could have nominated Sinbad as the second person from this movie, but then we remembered that it was Sinbad.
For our money, our favorite supermodel of the late 80’s/early 90’s boom of that profession was Kathy Ireland, which is why we are giving her a nomination here. It wasn’t a great role, but she looked good doing it, which was good enough for us….actually it may have been the only time we can remember looking forward to a Place Kicker in a Football game.
The Bullet Points:
Movie Appeared:
Necessary Roughness (1991)
Actor:
Kathy Ireland
Position Portrayed:
Place Kicker
Played for:
Texas State Fighting Armadillos
Why you should vote for her:
She could be the hottest nominee.
Why you should not vote for her:
Kickers can’t get into the Football Hall of Fame; that probably transfers over here.
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