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Everyone Gets Laid

Everyone Gets Laid
This may be our favorite fictitious band name ever. We did not see that much of this band (and we could argue that George Clinton upstaged them) but we do have a soft spot for this brand of College humor. As PCU was essentially a love it or hate it movie, we are sure we aren’t the only ones who have a soft spot for this flick, and thus by proxy, this band.  




The Bullet Points:
Movie Appeared:
PCU (1994)

Actors:
Gale Mayron (Cecilia)
Matt Ross (Raji)
Stivi Paskoski (Deege)
Megan Ward (Katy)

Songs you might remember:
None

Why you should vote for them:
Just for the band name alone.

Why you should not vote for them:
They were not exactly the most (or even close) to being the most memorable part of the movie.

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Eugene Martone

Eugene Martone
Putting Ralph Macchio on the Fictitious Athlete Hall of Fame ballot (for his work in the Karate Kid Series) was not a problem for us, but we were struggling whether to include him for his incomplete effort in “Crossroads”. As struggling Blues musician, Eugene Martone, we had a hard time buying him as anyone who even heard a Blues record, let alone someone who could score with an in her prime, Jami Gertz. We aren’t even going to tell you what we think of him defeating Steve Vai at the end in a guitar duel.

The Eracists

Eracists The
From a series of MAD TV sketches we have the Eracists, an “Up With People” type of singing group who try to motivate people to accept everyone for what they are and to go against racism. This is despite that their lyrics are often racist themselves.


Enrico Pallazzo

Enrico Pallazzo
We are completely aware that this entry has no business being here. First off, we never saw “acclaimed” Opera Star, Enrico Pallazzo sing (though how could it be better than Frank Drebin?) and second Opera is as far from Rock and Roll as you can get. With those points said, we love the Naked Gun, and damn it, he is on the ballot!




The Bullet Points:
Movie Appeared:
The Naked Gun (1988)

Actor:
Tony Brafa

Songs you might remember:
None

Why you should vote for him:
We admit you probably shouldn’t.

Why you should not vote for him:
A thousand reasons honestly.

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