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Tommy Gnosis

Tommy Gnosis
With the guidance of an East German transsexual, Tommy Gnosis becomes one of the biggest Rock stars in the world. Hedwig, the aforementioned transsexual molded Gnosis by giving him his name, writing his music and cultivating his image. How was she was paid by her new lover? She was paid with betrayal, of course, as he became a star and left Hedwig behind. Does someone in the fictitious Rock world who became a superstar qualify here; well, there are others on this ballot that can make the same claim.




The Bullet Points:
Movie Appeared:
Hedwig and the Angry Inch (2001)

Actor:
Michael Pitt

Songs you might remember:
Tear Me Down

Why you should vote for them:
The music was good. Not many can say that on this ballot.

Why you should not vote for them:
There is only so far a cult film with a small audience can go.

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Tom Frank

Tom Frank
When we first see Tom Frank, he is one third of the Country Folk group, Bill, Mary & Tom, but his aspirations is to reinvent himself as a solo act takes over, and that is what he does in Nashville. Played by Keith Carradine, Tom Frank is a selfish womanizer, though his subtle depth is displayed in his lyrics. Carradine actually wrote the signature song “I’m Easy” which would win the Best Song Oscar. That might make this the one entry from Nashville that could get inducted.


  

The Bullet Points:
Movie Appeared:
Nashville (1975)

Actor:
Keith Carradine

Songs you might remember:
I’m Easy

Why you should vote for him:
In a film with great songs, his won the Academy Award for Best Song.

Why you should not vote for him:
We did call this the Fictitious “Rock and Roll” Hall of Fame.

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Tina Carlyle

Tina Carlyle
It was basically a lounge act, but it put Cameron Diaz on the map and gave the world an instant leading lady. Diaz was sultry, sexy and showed just enough acting chops to make you want to see more. We are not certain that this is enough to get her inducted, but it is more than enough to put her on the ballot.




The Bullet Points:
Movie Appeared:
The Mask (1994)

Actor:
Cameron Diaz

Songs you might remember:
None

Why you should vote for her:
She was at her smoking hot best here.

Why you should not vote for her:
Does the fact she was a singer in this role really matter?

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Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld
We will go out on a limb and state that Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld may have the best chance of any South Park band for the Fictitious Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, but what does this really mean? The band was a gimmick with a severely handicapped front man in Timmy, who beyond smiling and saying his own name was incapable of much else. Still, the band wins a Battle of the Bands to open for Phil Collins (Yes, Phil Collins), and winds up as the headliner instead. For what it is worth, this is the South Park band with the most Rock and Roll credibility, though lord knows what that means.




The Bullet Points:
TV Show Appeared:
South Park (2000)

Actor:
Trey Parker
Matt Stone

Songs you might remember:
Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld

Why you should vote for them:
Timmy!!!!

Why you should not vote for them:
Timmy….

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