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2023 Fictitious Rock and Roll Hall of Fame -- Round 1

Johnny Banner

Contest: 2023 Fictitious Rock and Roll Hall of Fame -- Round 1
Honestly, we had no recollection that Roy Orbison ever tried to be a film star, and after watching "The Fastest Guitar Alive," he probably tried to forget that too. As Johnny Banner, Orbison played a Confederate Spy (who sang of course) who had a guitar that fired bullets. The movie was a flop, it stunk, and it cured Orbison of wanting to be a Hollywood God. Somehow though, we could see Quentin Tarantino making the premise work.
TV Show/Movie Appeared: The Fastest Guitar Alive (1967)
Actors: Roy Orbison
Songs you may remember: Whirlwind
Why you should vote:: If you want to vote for Orbison, this is the only shot.
Why you should not vote:: Everything about this film was terrible, including Orbison and the music.