The good doctor has made an athletic discovery. Per capita (seriously, look it up) the most successful athletes are Norwegian. They might also be the hottest per capita. I am thinking of something that Norway’s hurdling star, Christina Vukicevic can jump over!
Do you ever notice that some girls look better when they don’t even try? The good doctor shows you evidence in the delightful Christen Press from the United States soccer team. We always talk about the girl next door type, but that cliché fits Ms. Press perfectly. Now if only the good doctor can press up against her!
The good doctor can tell you that if this were a list based on beauty and success, Caroline Wozniacki would be in the top three for sure. Alas, this is not what I am prescribing, and miss Wozniacki will have to settle for a top fifty position on Dr. Johnny’s list. Now if she wants to show me her serve, perhaps I will adjust said rank!
Quick! Who is the most successful Slovenian skier of all time? The good doctor knows that the answer as it former Olympic Gold Medalist, Tina Maze. Maze certainly knows how to carve a path down the slopes, and I would love to run a maze through her!
The good doctor will tell you that he has no clue just how much Rhythmic Gymnast, Dai Fei Fei still competes, or whether she is full time actress in Chinese cinema. I will also ask you once you see how flexible she is, will you even care? Actually, the good doctor knows how he wants to test out her flexibility!
There are snowboarding hills in Bulgaria? The good doctor has a lot of places that I intend to do house calls but adding frequent flier miles on a flight to Sofia wasn’t on my radar. Although when I look at those pictures of snowboarding sensation, Alexandra Jekova, I think I might be persuaded to go!
2015: The Year in Film (Somewhat)
Jan 08, 2016
Written by
Darryl Tahirali
Does anyone go out to the movies any more? Ticket prices are through the roof. A snack costs as much as the ticket. You sit through a quarter-hour of trailers before the film even starts, and depending on what you've come to see, those trailers may pique your interest—or quash it. Other filmgoers irritate you with their talking and their mobile devices. The RunPee app notwithstanding, if you get up to go in the middle of the film, you are bound to miss something—and why would you want to miss anything considering what you paid for the ticket?
- american sniper
- blackhat
- kingsman: the secret service
- selma
- about elly
- jurassic world
- mad max: fury road
- tomorrowland
- black mass
- love and mercy
- the man from uncle
- a walk in the woods
- the big short
- bridge of spies
- carol
- crimson peak
- joy
- legend
- the martian
- room
- sicario
- spectre
- star wars: the force awakens
- steve jobs
- trumbo
- truth
- the walk
- youth
- spotlight
Sophie Polkamp stirs something up inside of me. With her Uma Thurman like (as in Kill Bill) athletic skills, those arched eyebrows that offer mischief and those full cheeks making her all the way cute, Polkamp is a mystery that the good doctor wants to solve. So who has tickets for Dutch field hockey games?
The good doctor has to go to a surfing competition. Now I am not sure just how competitive Erika Hosseini is, as she seems to be more model than surfer, but I know that I am ready to ride her waves!
The good doctor will be straight up when he tells you he has never followed the Hammer Throw, especially in the past when I imagined hairy women from the Communist Bloc as the competitors. The lovely Italian, Silvia Salis shattered that myth in my eyes and I can watch her all day. Now I wonder what else I can get her to throw…or at least grip hard?
