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Rupert "Stiles" Stilinski
Oct 27, 2013
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The Contributors
We can’t say that “Stiles” did a whole lot for anything sports related, but he was the perfect 80’s best friend for the “Wolf”. We know that should we ever hit it big on the basketball court because of something in our gene pool that allows us to turn into a hairy athletic monster at will; we know that we want “Stiles” selling our likeness on t-shirts.
The Bullet Points:
Movie Appeared:
Teen Wolf (1985)
Actor:
Jerry Levine
Role Portrayed:
Closest friend of Scott “The Wolf” Howard
Why you should vote for him:
This is the 1980’s at its best!
Why you should not vote for him:
Actually that above statement may not be a good thing.
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Romeo Posar
Oct 27, 2013
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We can’t blame Roy McAvoy for not listening to the advice of his caddy, Romeo Posar, on the links. Now if Cheech was giving advice on drugs, he might have listened.
Rodney Ruxin
Oct 27, 2013
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The son of “Brundlefly” (now that should be worth something right there) Rodney Ruxin is ultra-competitive and super paranoid. Naturally, this makes for a comedic combination of self-loathing and a braggadocios personality. It is hard to imagine the show without him.
The Bullet Points:
TV Show Appeared:
The League (2009-)
Actor:
Nick Kroll
Role Portrayed:
Fantasy Football Team Owner
Why you should vote for him:
We will go with the “Brundlefly” reason.
Why you should not vote for him:
The same for all “League” characters; this is a hit on a relatively small channel, and has not been seen by many.
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Rev. Fred Sultan
Oct 27, 2013
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Sometimes, we have wondered if Samuel L. Jackson appeared in every movie from 1990 to present day. We know he hasn’t, but we also wonder if there is any role he hasn’t turned down. Minor sarcasm aside, the arguable king of cinematic cool, usually can make even the most unwatchable film palatable.
The Great White Hype was not a terrible boxing movie, nor was it Oscar caliber. As you may have deduced, the best part of the movie for us was Jackson, playing the Don King like boxing promoter, Reverend Fred Sultan. He may have been a sleazier caricature of King, but as always, Jackson made it the coolest role in the movie. Of course, in this film, it wasn’t exactly hard as there were not any great characters in this movie, however if you want Samuel L. Jackson in the Fictitious Athlete Hall of Fame, this is the only shot.
The Bullet Points:
Movie Appeared:
The Great White Hype (1996)
Actor:
Samuel L. Jackson
Role Portrayed:
Boxing Promoter
Why you should vote for him:
There are few people (in any walk of life) cooler than Samuel L. Jackson.
Why you should not vote for him:
The film was average at best….and that might be a stretch.
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