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Billy Hicks
Jun 01, 2014
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The Artists
In the mid 80’s Brat Pack mess of a film, St. Elmo’s Fire, Rob Lowe played Billy Hicks, a sax player who was reluctantly growing up after having a kid and getting married. We saw him “play” at the bar (named St. Elmo’s Fire), but we can’t say that we ever saw a more unconvincing air performance than this. Now why couldn’t they make him a guitar player instead? At least it would have matched his mullet that he grew for the film.
The Bullet Points:
Movie Appeared:
St. Elmo’s Fire (1985)
Actor:
Rob Lowe
Songs you might remember:
None
Why you should vote for him:
Hey…it is the Brat Pack: Represent!
Why you should not vote for him:
Rob Lowe playing the sax? It is about as convincing as Rob Lowe as a Hockey Player. Wait, that happened too?
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Billie Frank
Jun 01, 2014
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The Artists
Mariah Carey does not have a lot of misses but when she does (like throwing an opening pitch at a Japanese League Baseball Game) it is majestic! Such was Glitter, where Carey played Billie Frank, an aspiring singing star in the early 80’s. Does she make it? Do you care? Bottom line is that the film was a miss on every level and Mariah Carey is trying to forget it ever happened. So are we.
The Bullet Points:
Movie Appeared:
Glitter (2001)
Actor:
Mariah Carey
Songs you might remember:
Loverboy
Why you should vote for her:
At least she looked good.
Why you should not vote for her:
This was a terrible movie, and Carey’s acting was mediocre at best.
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The Bigg Brothers
Jun 01, 2014
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The Artists
From the underappreciated concept album (The Turtles present the Battle of the Bands) by the Turtles we have an albums where different “bands” appeared. This allowed the group to not only stretch their skills musically, as each “band” had a completely different sound and also showcase their humor.
“Food” was a song about exactly that. This “band” was the Bigg Brothers who seemed to enjoy rattling off their favorite things to eat, among which was a special brownie. We don’t have to tell you what was in that desert do we?
The Bullet Points:
Album Appeared:
The Turtles present the Battle of the Bands (1968)
Actors/Performers:
The Turtles
Songs you might remember:
Food
Why you should vote for them:
This was one of the funnier songs on the album.
Why you should not vote for them:
We aren’t sure ourselves if the Turtles billing themselves under another name for one song only should even count.
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Big Time Rush
Jun 01, 2014
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The Artists
We admit to being befuddled by this one. The first time kids saw Big Time Rush was on television of the show of the same name. The premise is where four Minnesota Hockey players wind up in a Boy Band (we don’t know why either) and we assume stopped playing hockey. Anyway, the boy band becomes successful in the real world and they have released multiple albums and sold out arenas. Now they used their real first names, but changes their last name on the show, and they have a created origin (Do you believe any of them play hockey?) so we think they should count on the ballot. That doesn’t mean though that we expect you to vote for them!
The Bullet Points:
TV Show Appeared:
Big Time Rush (2009-13)
Actors:
Kendall Schmidt (Kendall Knight)
James Maslow (James Diamond)
Carlos Pena Jr. (Carlos Garcia)
Logan Henderson (Logan Mitchell)
Songs you might remember:
Boyfriend
Why you should vote for them:
Very few on this ballot have sold more legitimate records than they have.
Why you should not vote for them:
Being a Boy Band works against them.
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