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Grandmaster B

Grandmaster B
As David Faustino was legitimately trying to be a rapper (seriously) the producers of Married With Children incorporated it as an alter ego of Bud Bundy, named Grandmaster B. The persona was supposed to help him with the ladies, and he gave himself a fake backstory where he was from the mean streets of New York. It rarely worked, but we enjoyed far more enjoyed the incorrect names that he was referred to, than any rap he attempted.

For fun, here are the names he was called:
Ghostbuster B
Mixmaster B
Grandma B
Grand Marshall B
Bed Wetter B
Court Jester B
Bushwhacker
Burgermeister
Buckminster
Grand Flasher
Dustbuster
Grasshopper
Gas Passer
Bass Hefter
Grandfather B
Crossdresser B
Grandpappy B
Bellringer B
Grand Bastard
Thumb Sucker B
Grandmaster One
Butt Wagger B
Grandmaster Virgin
Thighmaster
Grinchmaster B
Abdominizer B



The Bullet Points:
TV Show Appeared:
Married With Children (1987-96)

Actor:
David Faustino

Songs you might remember:
None

Why you should vote for him:
Honestly, there is not a great reason.

Why you should not vote for him:
He was a horrible rapper.



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