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Rachel Marron
Jul 05, 2014
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The Artists
The critics destroyed the Bodyguard, but the film going public flocked to it in droves. The movie propelled Whitney Houston to the biggest she would ever be and her first starring role as diva, Rachel Marron showed the world that she could act, and her singing pipes were at full steam with her version of “I Will Always Love You” rocketing to the top of the charts as well as the album taking over as the highest selling soundtrack of all time. Those kind of sales could translate into a Hall of Fame spot, couldn’t it? We will let you decide that one!
The Bullet Points:
Movie Appeared:
The Bodyguard (1992)
Actor:
Whitney Houston
Songs you might remember:
I Will Always Love You
I Have Nothing
Why you should vote for her:
This had a monster hit and remains the highest selling soundtrack of all time.
Why you should not vote for her:
As big is this was, is this a character that you even think about in the top ten when it comes to Fictitious Singers?
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Queens of Dogtown
Jul 05, 2014
Published in
The Artists
You had to know that any child of Hank Moody would have a lot of artistic ability right? Becca Moody (Madeline Martin) was recruited to join an all-girl Rock band led by Pearl (Zoe Kravitz) and this band was surprisingly good, which actually led to a few people wondering if the band was in fact real. They aren’t, but for a brief moment in time, we forgot about Hank’s sexual exploits.
The Bullet Points:
TV Show Appeared:
Californication (2011)
Actors:
Zoe Kravitz (Pearl, Lead Singer)
Madeline Martin (Becca Moody, Guitar)
Songs you might remember:
Would?
Why you should vote for them:
They were very good.
Why you should not vote for him:
Becca would become a writer and Pearl was never seen again. Maybe they weren’t as good as we remember.
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The Queenhaters
Jul 04, 2014
Published in
The Artists
Mel’s Rockpile was one of our favorite running sketches on SCTV. Watching the confused and nerdy host, Mel Slirrup try to connect with the kids was a great send up of the many shows from that time frame that featured hosts nearly as clueless. Mel would have a lot of musical guests and with the possible exception of Richard Harris; we were fond of the Punk Band, the Queenhaters who well…hated the Queen. We only saw them once, and we don’t know any of the band member’s names but it certainly struck a chord with us.
The Bullet Points:
TV Show Appeared:
SCTV (1983)
Actors:
Martin Short (Vocals)
Eugene Levy (Lead Guitar)
John Candy (Drums)
Andrea Martin (Guitar)
Joe Flaherty (Bass)
Songs you might remember:
I Hate the Bloody Queen
Why you should vote for them:
This is one of the best collections of comedic talent assembled.
Why you should not vote for them:
They had one song, appeared only once and we never knew what their names were.
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Quad City Ramblers
Jul 05, 2014
Published in
The Artists
From the underappreciated concept album (The Turtles present the Battle of the Bands) by the Turtles we have an albums where different “bands” appeared. This allowed the group to not only stretch their skills musically, as each “band” had a completely different sound and also showcase their humor.In the fourth track of the album, the Turtles go Country to what we thought was a solid result in “Too Much Heartsick Feeling”. Actually, when reading the liner notes and listening to the song, we could envision them in a retro (though modern) version of Hee Haw as the musical act. Wait…what does retro but modern?
The Bullet Points:
Album Appeared:
The Turtles present the Battle of the Bands (1968)
Actors/Performers:
The Turtles
Songs you might remember:
Too Much Heartsick Feeling
Why you should vote for them:
This song was decent.
Why you should not vote for them:
We aren’t sure ourselves if the Turtles billing themselves under another name for one song only should even count.
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