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Sharpay and Ryan Evans
Jul 07, 2014
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The Artists
In another entry on the ballot that we guess qualifies (and we are stretching this we admit) we have Sharpay and Ryan Evans, were the diva like brother and sister team from the very profitable High School Musical trilogy who were looking to make it as singers. Well, they sang a lot in the series, so this should qualify right?
The Bullet Points:
Movies Appeared:
High School Musical (2006)
High School Musical 2 (2007)
High School Musical 3: Senior Year (2008)
Actors:
Ashley Tisdale
Lucas Grabeel
Songs you might remember:
Breaking Free
I Want it All
Bop to the Top
Why you should vote for them:
Say what you want about this series, but it was very successful.
Why you should not vote for them:
This may have been successful, but they only sang, and were not really part of any band. This should be counted against them. Also….what kind of name is Sharpay?
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Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Jul 07, 2014
Published in
The Artists
Dear God, spare us from having to write up this piece of stink. Sadly, this is not referring to the Beatles Album as technically they never adopted any other persona so they don’t really qualify here. No, this is film adaptation that really nobody asked for, and frankly trying to recap the plot gives us a headache. Basically, we have Billy Shears (Peter Frampton) who somehow recruits his friends the Henderson Brothers (The Bee Gees) to form his band. Confused yet? Either way, watching the film won’t resolve any unanswered questions.
The Bullet Points:
Movie Appeared:
Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band (1978)
Actors:
Peter Frampton (Billy Shears)
The Bee Gees (The Henderson Brothers)
Songs you might remember:
A bunch of Beatles Covers
Why you should vote for them:
Well…they tried at least.
Why you should not vote for them:
This movie was a prom night dumpster baby.
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Sexy Lingerie
Jul 07, 2014
Published in
The Artists
You will have to indulge this nominee for us. The plot for this very episode 1980’s episode of the Facts of Life, saw young Andy enter the girls into a singing contest where the prize was meeting (El DeBarge). Why that was his dream is anyone’s guess, but through the magic of the world of situation comedies, it happened and we saw the girls “backup” sing to “You Wear it Well”. Frankly it is an image we can never forget…no matter how hard we tried.
The Bullet Points:
TV Show Appeared:
The Facts of Life (1985)
Actors:
Lisa Whelchel (Blair Warner)
Nancy McKeon (Jo Ann Polnacek)
Mindy Cohn (Natalie Green)
Kim Fields (Tootie Ramsay)
Songs you might remember:
Nothing
Why you should vote for him them:
Um……..
Why you should not vote for them:
They never did sing.
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Sex Bob-omb
Jul 07, 2014
Published in
The Artists
We make no apologies, as we aren’t always able to keep our personal feelings aside. With that we admit we will never understand the appeal for anyone in Michael Cera to make him a movie lead. As the doofus kid in Arrested Development, yes, as a leading man…we don’t get it.
With that said, there was a time when he was not just a successful leading man, but a successful one; mainly because he always had the perfect role for his skill set. One example was when he was cast as Scott Pilgrim in the movie adaptation from the popular comic books. For our purposes, he was the leader of the band Sex Bob-omb, which was not just his garage band, but one that was featured in the plot somewhat. We can say what we want about Cera, but this is probably more of legit contender for our Hall of Fame than 90 percent of the others on the ballot. Oh…it doesn’t hurt that the music is provided by Beck for them…not bad, don’t you think?
The Bullet Points:
Movie Appeared:
Scott Pilgrim vs The World (2010)
Actors:
Michael Cera (Scott Pilgrim, Bass)
Allison Pill (Kim Pine, Drummer)
Mark Webber (Stephen Stills, Lead Singer)
Songs you might remember:
We are Sex Bob-omb
Summertime
Garbage Truck
Why you should vote for him them:
This movie did well, and music was prominently featured.
Why you should not vote for them:
The band was called Sex Bob-omb. Seriously, if there are women who visit this site, please explain the sexual appeal of Michael Cera, because we are completely baffled by it.
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