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Garfunkel, Messina, Oates and Lisa
Jun 15, 2014
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The Artists
In a 1994 episode of the Simpsons, young Lisa Simpson develops a crisis of confidence when a new kid in school seems to be able to one up her in everything. In a brief dream sequence she imagines herself in concert with other famous second bananas, Art Garfunkel, Jim Messina and John Oates and asking why they came just to boo. Yeah, we know it was brief, but it made us laugh so here it is on the ballot.
The Bullet Points:
TV Show Appeared:
The Simpsons (1994)
Actors:
Yeardley Smith
Songs you might remember:
None
Why you should vote for them:
John Oates needs a break.
Why you should not vote for them:
Not only did they not perform, they got booed.
The Future Villain Band
Jun 15, 2014
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The Artists
In the atrocious film, Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, Aerosmith was cast as the bad guys in the film. It does not matter what their mantra was, or what their role was, as they were fortunate enough to avoid the shrapnel of this schlock. Incidentally, KISS was originally asked to play this band, but starred in their own film, “KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park”, which actually was even a worse choice than this. Still, this is Aerosmith, and we don’t have a lot of actual Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees on the ballot. Is that worth something here?
The Bullet Points:
Movie Appeared:
Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band (1978)
Actors:
Aerosmith
Songs you might remember:
Come Together
Why you should vote for them:
Aerosmith are Rock and Roll icons.
Why you should not vote for them:
This movie was crap.
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Fulla T
Jun 15, 2014
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The Artists
He was only on screen for a few minutes but on this Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, we have a nominee in Fulla T, who was gunned down in a lobby of a Hip Hop radio station. So why are we nominating him? Because this is played by Rap Legend, Fab Five Freddy, that’s why!
The Bullet Points:
TV Show Appeared:
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (2007)
Actor:
Fab Five Freddy
Songs you might remember:
None
Why you should vote for him:
Well…you might love Grandmaster Flash and Law and Order SVU…like the owners of this website.
Why you should not vote for him:
A few minutes on an SVU episode should not a Hall of Fame career make.
Fuck Your Yankee Blue Jeans
Jun 15, 2014
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The Artists
We never saw the entire Russian band, Fuck Your Yankee Blue Jeans, with the exception of their lead singer; who happened to be the cousin of Jay of the View Askew Universe. He gave us a brief version of his song, Berseker, with the following lyrics:
“MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK BERSERKER!
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK? BERSERKER!
This might be why we like Russian Metal…Thanks, Cousin Olaf.
The Bullet Points:
Movie Appeared:
Clerks (1994)
Actor:
Olaf Oleeson (John Henry Westhead)
Songs you might remember:
Berserker
Why you should vote for them:
The Jay and Silent Bob army have a huge opportunity here.
Why you should not vote for them:
All we got was two verses!
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