There are two undeniable facts about South America.  The first is that they love their soccer.  The second is that they are full of beautiful women.  The good doctor concludes that isn’t hard to find an athletic hottie from any of their nations, and here you go.  Colombian midfielder, Tatiana Ariza.

Had the good doctor done this list fifteen years ago, Milka Duno (who was Danica Patrick before Danica Patrick) would have been much higher. Duno, who is now in her early 40’s and is not as successful as she used to be, but this model turned racer has proven she belongs on the track for years and not because she fills out that jumpsuit better than anyone else!

Is it wrong for the good doctor to assume that just because swimmer, Melanie Nocher is Irish, that I can have fun with her taking her to a bar?  It is wrong?  Well, I still want to do that, and I think she is one fine lass!  Irish eyes are smiling, indeed!

The good doctor knows next to nothing about inline skating…however I said next to nothing.  The only thing I do know is that Brazilian competitor, Fabiola Da Silva is hot.  That is enough isn’t it?