Get ready.  The good doctor is going to make his worst pun yet.  “Ivana spank Ivana Spanovic”.  Sorry, I couldn’t resist.  Although when I look at the Serbian long jumper, I don’t think she will let me do that to her, but I think she might be the type who is more the spanker than the spankee.  

The good doctor is confused about Italian swimmer, Federica Pellegrini.  Is she hot?  Is she an early Kate Gosselin clone?  Does she look a little like Starbuck from Battlestar Galactica?  Either way, I’m all in on trying to find out.

At this point, the good doctor knows that you know I am a little superficial, and I like big boobs and I cannot lie!  Now we don’t see that often in women’s athletics so I cherish it when they are present.  With Romania’s tennis player, Simona Halep she had a beautiful set, until she reduced them, which actually made her a better tennis player.  The before and after pictures are here, and I think you know which “ones” I prefer.

You already know how much the good doctor love Brazil.  What I haven’t told you yet is how much of a melting pot it really is and how the “Brazilian look” is not just one.  Sprinter, Ana Claudia Lemos is part of that, and aren’t you glad I showed you her?