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2023 Fictitious Rock and Roll Hall of Fame -- Round 1

Stitch Jones

Contest: 2023 Fictitious Rock and Roll Hall of Fame -- Round 1
He made a much better marine than he did a Rock Star. Stitch (Mario Van Peebles) was an aspiring Rock and Roller who played Roy’sbar and probably should have won a contest, though only because of the weak opposition. Still, we prefer Clint Eastwood kicking his ass as opposed to anything he did with a microphone.
TV Show/Movie Appeared: Heartbreak Ridge (1986)
Actors: Mario Van Peebles
Songs you may remember: None
Why you should vote:: Anything from a Clint Eastwood film is worth a look in our eyes.
Why you should not vote:: He lost the only contest we saw him in; and that took place in a crappy ass bar.