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2023 Fictitious Rock and Roll Hall of Fame -- Round 1

Joanie and the Slashettes

Joanie and the Slashettes
  • Contest: 2023 Fictitious Rock and Roll Hall of Fame -- Round 1
  • Naturally when Kelly Bundy got a show on Chicago Public Access (titled “Vital Social Issues ‘n’ Stuff with Kelly”) she needed a slutty house band. The band she got played brief five second songs, and just one word which was Sex. Once the show became a hit and was picked up by the network, the show was made over, as was the band, who now sang about milk. It was cancelled of course.
  • TV Show/Movie Appeared: Married With Children (1995)
  • Actors: We aren’t really sure.
  • Songs you may remember: Sex
  • Why you should vote:: They were memorable at least.
  • Why you should not vote:: Two chords (was it even two?) and one spoken word is not a band.