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2023 Fictitious Rock and Roll Hall of Fame -- Round 1

Hampton the Hamster

Hampton the Hamster
  • Contest: 2023 Fictitious Rock and Roll Hall of Fame -- Round 1
  • As the Internet exploded with porn, the other end of the spectrum gave us a high-pitched dancing hamster. If there was one thing that pop culture has taught us, it is that trying to decipher what will become successful is impossible, so rather than figure out how the Hamster Dance became a minor hit, let’s just say that for a hot minute initially because a Canadian art student wanted to make something cute, and American commerce found a way to make money off it.
  • TV Show/Movie Appeared: The Hamsterdance Album (2000)
  • Actors: None
  • Songs you may remember: The Hamster Dance
  • Why you should vote:: Dear God, you really shouldn’t!
  • Why you should not vote:: Not only is this a hamster, it is easily the most annoying song on this ballot.