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2023 Fictitious Rock and Roll Hall of Fame -- Round 1

Dirk Diggler

Dirk Diggler
  • Contest: 2023 Fictitious Rock and Roll Hall of Fame -- Round 1
  • If we ever do a Fictitious Porn Star Hall of Fame (and we are not planning to) the inaugural inductee would have to be Dirk Diggler. As we are not, you may have forgotten that Dirk qualifies for the Fictitious Rock and Roll Hall of Fame when he did an abysmal song, The Touch, which might have been better had the vocals been featured more prominently as he requested. Of course, we never did get a chance to see if he would have made it as the “magic” remained in the studios when they failed to pay for the recording sessions.
  • TV Show/Movie Appeared: Boogie Nights (1997)
  • Actors: Mark Wahlberg
  • Songs you may remember: The Touch
  • Why you should vote:: Can we simply just say that it is because it is Dirk “F***ing” Diggler?
  • Why you should not vote:: Not only could he not sing, he was oblivious to the fact.