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2023 Fictitious Rock and Roll Hall of Fame -- Round 1

Deacon Dark

Contest: 2023 Fictitious Rock and Roll Hall of Fame -- Round 1
There was no way we could resist one! Years deep into his irrelevant stage, Sonny Bono did what all other B-listers did in 1979 and the early 80’s; he guest starred on the Love Boat. He played a Gene Simmons wannabe named Deacon Dark, who in true Love Boat fashion; fell in love with a deaf chick. Actually, that makes sense, as nobody who heard this dreck could possibly fall in love with him.
TV Show/Movie Appeared: The Love Boat (1979)
Actors: Sonny Bono
Songs you may remember: Smash It
Why you should vote:: If you want cheese, this is your choice.
Why you should not vote:: As Captain Stubing said, “He’s no Jerry Vale”.