2023 Fictitious Contributor Round 1

Bobby Finstock

Contest: 2023 Fictitious Contributor Round 1
TV Show/Movie Appeared: Teen Wolf (1985)
Actor/Actress: Jay Tarses
Why you should vote:: Just for his outlook on life alone.
Why you should not vote:: How good could his overall won/loss record possibly be? Especially, when the “Wolf” isn’t playing?
We almost completely forgot of the sage like advice of Coach Bobby Finstock. Actually, it is the advice you have to cling to if you want to vote for him, as for a Basketball Coach, he did not seem to offer anything to motivate his players, had no problem with forfeiting a game, and was probably more content to pick his nose than execute a pick and roll. He did however off this nugget of advice that everyone should live by:

“There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.”

Now this is the type of advice that transcends the game of Basketball don’t you think?