2023 Fictitious Athlete Hall of Fame - Round 1

Cheeseburger Eddie

TV Show/Movie Appeared: The Longest Yard (2005)
Actor/Actress: Terry Crews
Position Portrayed: Linebacker
Played For:: The Mean Machine
Why you should vote:: Because he is no baby back bitch!
Why you should not vote:: Do you really want to vote for someone who could magically make cheeseburgers appear from his crotch?
Terry Crews has to be one of the most likable people in Hollywood, regardless of his role. How can we say this? Because he played “Cheeseburger Eddie”, a large convict who could make McDonald’s food appear (we really don’t want to know how) out of nowhere; and we liked him for it! He delivered corny lines and did the robot dance, and again, we liked it. Now, we know we aren’t the only ones!