We never saw the entire Russian band, Fuck Your Yankee Blue Jeans, with the exception of their lead singer; who happened to be the cousin of Jay of the View Askew Universe. He gave us a brief version of his song, Berseker, with the following lyrics:
“MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK BERSERKER! WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK? BERSERKER!
This might be why we like Russian Metal…Thanks, Cousin Olaf.
The Bullet Points: Movie Appeared: Clerks (1994)
Actor: Olaf Oleeson (John Henry Westhead)
Songs you might remember: Berserker
Why you should vote for them: The Jay and Silent Bob army have a huge opportunity here.
Why you should not vote for them: All we got was two verses!