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Dirk Diggler
Jun 14, 2014
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The Artists
If we ever do a Fictitious Porn Star Hall of Fame (and we are not planning to) the inaugural inductee would have to be Dirk Diggler. As we are not, you may have forgotten that Dirk qualifies for the Fictitious Rock and Roll Hall of Fame when he did an abysmal song, The Touch, which might have been better had the vocals been featured more prominently as he requested. Of course, we never did get a chance to see if he would have made it as the “magic” remained in the studios when they failed to pay for the recording sessions.
The Bullet Points:
Movie Appeared:
Boogie Nights (1997)
Actor:
Mark Wahlberg
Songs you might remember:
The Touch
Why you should vote for him:
Can we simply just say that it is because it is Dirk “F***ing” Diggler?
Why you should not vote for him:
Not only could he not sing, he was oblivious to the fact.
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