Although Wade “Crybaby” Walker was never presented as a rock and roll star, he was shown to have fifty shades of cool, with his ability to make women swoon, sing a tune, shed a single tear on cue and lead a gang of misfits in his gang. We aren’t exactly sure if he should qualify, but we will let you decide that one. The Bullet Points: Movie Appeared: Crybaby (1990) Actors: Johnny Depp James Intveld (singing voice) Songs you might remember: King Crybaby High School Hellcats Why you should vote for him: Depp is an acting god. Why you should not vote for them: But he isn’t a singing one. {youtube}
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From the tenth episode of the Sopranos, the super delicious Adriana La Cerva is convinced that her ex-boyfriend, Richie Santini’s new Alternative act is destined for success and somehow convinces her boyfriend, Christopher Moltisanti to bankroll a demo for a Rap mogul who they managed to meet. The music was actually very bad and pretentious, but the memory of Adriana dancing to their song, (whatever it was called) was what many dreams were made of. The Bullet Points: TV Show Appeared: The Sopranos (1999) Actors: Nick Fowler (Richie Santini) Greg Wattenberg (Vito) Two others, we assume Songs you might remember: We have no idea what it was called. Why you should vote for him: All we have is Adriana’s dance. Why you should not vote for them: They stunk. {youtube}
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In one of the few Elvis Presley movies that did not completely suck, Jailhouse Rock was the story of Vince Everett (Elvis) who made good. Again, we will cling to the King of Rock and Roll in a role that did not totally embarrass him as a win. Seriously, if you look at his overall body of work, this about as good as it got for the “King”. The Bullet Points: Movie Appeared: Jailhouse Rock (1957) Actor: Elvis Presley Songs you might remember: Jailhouse Rock Why you should vote for him: This is the “King” after all. Why you should not vote for him: Realistically, every Elvis movie stunk was sub par. This was “less sub par” than others. {youtube}
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The Heavy Metal band that kicked Robert “Fish” Fishman (Rainn Wilson) out of the group in place of the nephew of a record executive to gain a contract, Vesuvius entered the pantheon of fictitious bands with eyeliner, hairspray and lip-syncing. It was not the best fake band, but it may have contained the funniest people. The Bullet Points: Movie Appeared: The Rocker (2008) Actors: Rainn Wilson (Robert “Fish” Fishman) (Original Drummer) Will Arnett (Lex Drennan) Fred Armisen (Wayne Kerr) Bradley Cooper (Trash Grace) Lonny Ross (Timmy Sticks) Songs you might remember: Pompeii Nights Why you should vote for them: This is a pretty good collection of funny people. Why you should not vote for them: At the end of the film, the band was revealed as frauds. {youtube}
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