Now we can’t say we were admirers of Lori Petty’s Tank Girl look (and everything else since), but she was at her feisty best as Kit Keller, the younger sister of the star Catcher for the Rockford Peaches. Sure, sometimes the character was annoying in a Scrappy-Doo kind of way, but wait a minute, did we just compare Petty to the worst cartoon character of all time? Well, she did get the winning hit to lead Racine (the team she was traded to midway through the movie) in the game’s climax, but did people leave the theatre remembering that? The Bullet Points: Movie Appeared: A League of Their Own (1992) Actor: Lori Petty Position Portrayed: Pitcher Played for: Rockford Peaches/Racine Belles Why you should vote for her: It is forgotten that it was she hit the game winning RBI for Racine in the World Series. Why you should not vote for her: Again, we will go with the Scrappy Doo parallels. {youtube}
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The critics hated it. The movie going public didn’t care for it. It is hardly ever shown on cable reruns. It is barely remembered. Still, its star is Sylvester Stallone, an icon of the F.A.H.O.F., and though it did not deliver and was corny and somewhat unrealistic, are we wrong that we want to give “Sly” a pass? Even with that pass, the film is not great, and Stallone and company were not able to deliver a good (though visually appealing) Formula One film. That was too bad, as at that time in sports world was ready to embrace one.
“The Hammer” may not have had a large box office return, but the critics did like it, and we can argue that this was the funniest boxing portrayal ever, and it was done by a comedian who actually knew what he was doing in the ring (Carolla competed in the Golden Gloves). We grant that this is a dark horse candidate, but check this film out; it will be worth your time.
The fictitious former Rookie of the Year for the Montreal Canadians had somehow lost his will to play Hockey and found himself working for Elsinore Brewery on the line where he was mysteriously under the spell of the evil Brewmeister. If you haven’t figured this out; yes this is a Canadian film, and will likely be a cult hit forever North of the United States. Of course, the McKenzie Brothers saved the day, and we can’t think of anything more Canadian than that. Now “Take off, eh?”
