A goofy looking plastic surgeon, Dr. Andre Nowzcik may have been successful in doing what was necessary to become a successful doctor, but in those classes he never learned how to dress well, nor develop a “clue”, as he was often the target of jokes amongst his peers. Still, as the Season One “Shiva” winner, perhaps he has an inside track to become the first entrant from the League to make our Fictitious Athlete Hall of Fame.



The Bullet Points:
TV Show Appeared:
The League (2009-)

Actor:
Paul Scheer

Role Portrayed:
Fantasy Football Team Owner

Why you should vote for him:
His role offers the most comedy (both intentionally and unintentionally) on the show.

Why you should not vote for him:
The same for all “League” characters; this is a hit on a relatively small channel, and has not been seen by many.

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As hard as it may be to believe, in the late 70’s one of the most respected comics was Gabe Kaplan (Mr. Kotter), and at the same time he was amongst the best athletes on television. If you don’t believe us, check out old “Battle of the Network Stars” episodes, and his athletic prowess will shock you.

In Fast Break, Kaplan assembles a rag tag (often used we know, but painfully accurate) group of players who will be his team at the fictitious (hey, perfect for us) Cadwallader University in Nevada. The film remains a cult hit, but maybe a bit of love could be shown to someone who truly loved sports and made a decent film at it. We are however assuming that you are one of the ones who watched it.



The Bullet Points:
Movie Appeared:
Fast Break (1993)

Actor:
Gabe Kaplan

Role Portrayed:
Head Coach of Cadawallader University

Why you should vote for him:
Just from sympathy of having to watch Vinnie Barbarino hijack his sitcom.

Why you should not vote for him:
Other than Bill Simmons, we can’t name anyone else who saw it.