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Gus Lobel

Gus Lobel
Is it possible we have seen one too many Clint Eastwood performances where he is a cranky old man whose body is failing him, gives off a tough exterior and has problems with his children that he has to reconcile? Yep, one too many. This time, Eastwood is a Baseball scout for…hell we don’t know. Does it real matter? Now get off my lawn!




The Bullet Points:
Movie Appeared:
Trouble with the Curve (2012)

Actor:
Clint Eastwood

Role Portrayed:
Baseball Scout

Why you should vote for him:
No matter what, it is still Clint damn it!

Why you should not vote for him:
It felt like Eastwood phoned it in; or we just saw this too many times before; only better.

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Guru Maurice Pitka

Guru
This is an open letter to Mike Myers. Why? Not only did you destroy your career, you added to the hex that is the Toronto Maple Leafs, as your beloved team became associated with this shit. For a Scarborough boy, my God, how could you not know any better?

Gordie Boggs

Gordie Boggs
If you are a wrestling fan, chances are you watched the film, “Ready to Rumble” and might have been embarrassed that you were a fan of the pseudo-sport. We know we did, and a big part of that was the bungling (even more so than his usual roles) of super fan, Gordie Boggs (David Arquette). The worst part of this movie, was not his performance but rather the cross promotion by World Championship Wrestling, by which Arquette won the WCW World Heavyweight Title. Fans of wrestling are still shaking their heads over that one.




The Bullet Points:
Movie Appeared:
The Waterboy (2000)

Actor:
David Arquette

Role Portrayed:
Superfan

Why you should vote for him:
You are the lone person who celebrated David Arquette’s title win.

Why you should not vote for him:
This is not a great film…or even a mediocre one.

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