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Daniel Jensen

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New Year’s Eve was one of the many attempts to do an ensemble Romantic Comedy film that just didn’t work. We wonder if someone were to ever come up with an equation for acting talent against movie quality if this film would have the largest chasm. One of the talents of the film, Jon Bon Jovi (Seriously, he isn’t a bad actor) played a rock star playing Times Square at New Year’s Eve. We can’t say we remember much of what he did, and we had to research the name of the song he sang, and we are positive we are not the only ones who thought the same.




The Bullet Points:
Movie Appeared:
New Year’s Eve (2011)

Actor:
Jon Bon Jovi

Songs you might remember:
Have a Little Faith In Me

Why you should vote for him:
Well….we are Livin’ on a Prayer to think there is a solid reason.

Why you should not vote for him:
This was a horrible film and Bon Jovi was given nothing to work with.

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Dandi and Pandi

Dandi and Pandi
Calling this movie horrible would be an insult to the word. From the 1980 “film” The Apple, Dandi and Pandi were an overly sequined duo singing what we assume was supposed to futuristic Glam Rock. The biracial pair helped seduce a country folk duo to the dark side so to speak, but in a movie this bad, does it really matter?




The Bullet Points:
TV Show Appeared:
The Apple (1980)

Actors:
Allan Love (Dandi)
Grace Kennedy (Pandi)

Songs you might remember:
Nothing

Why you should vote for him them:
We have no valid reason

Why you should not vote for them:
This is a horrific piece of cinema.

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The Dalton Academy Warblers

Dalton Academy Warblers The
We might have to rely on the help of the Glee fans on this one. We admit to not knowing that much about the Glee phenomenon, but we are aware that is was pretty big at one time. As such, one of the main opponents for the William McKinley High Glee Club has to be considered a contender here; especially considering the Warblers actually had an album that went to number 2 on Billboard. Seriously, that did happen.




The Bullet Points:
TV Show Appeared:
Glee (2010-)

Actors:
Darren Criss (Blaine)
Chris Colfer (Kurt)
Telly Leung (Wes)
Dominic Barnes (Trent)
Curt Mega (Nick)
Riker Lynch (Jeff)
Jon Hall (Beatboxer)
Grant Gustin (Sebastian)
Titus Makin (David)
Eddy Martin (Thad)
Nolan Gerard Funk (Hunter)

Songs you might remember:
A bunch of covers

Why you should vote for them:
It is hard to argue with the success of a group that is not prominently featured, yet still sells albums in the real world.

Why you should not vote for them:
Does any a capella singing group really belong?

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The Dale Gribble Bluegrass Experience

Dale Gribble Bluegrass Experience The
The animated gang in Arlen, Texas began jamming with their pre-teen neighbor, Kahn "Kahnie" Souphanousinphone, who has found that Bluegrass is a lot more fun than her classically trained violin skills. Feeling that they were good enough to enter the 15th Annual Old Time Fiddle Festival in Branson, Hank, Dale, Boomhauer, Bill and Kahnie travel there to compete, though the young fiddler found that Hank was just as demanding as her own father, thus taking all the fun out of the music.   


Naturally she is replaced by fiddling legend, Charlie Daniels, and somehow the mush mouthed Boomhauer has a singing voice just like Vince Gill. That is why we love cartoons!



The Bullet Points:
TV Show Appeared:
King of the Hill (2002)

Actors:
Singing Voice: Vince Gill

The Fictional Band:
Hank Hill (guitar)
Boomhauer (Vocals and Banjo)
Dale Gribble (Keyboards)
Bill Dauterive (Washboard)
Kahn "Kahnie" Souphanousinphone (Fiddle)
Charlie Daniels (Fiddle

Songs you might remember:
Blue Moon of Kentucky

Why you should vote for them:
We admit to getting a kick out of Charlie Daniels getting into the Hall.

Why you should not vote for them:
Does a Bluegrass band qualify?

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