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Dreams

Dreams
First off we will apologize as we think the name of the fictitious band in the brief CBS show, Dreams was called Dreams. Even if we are wrong, does it really matter that much? With only twelve episodes and minuscule ratings this is just an answer to an unasked trivia question of what show starred Jami Gertz and John Stamos?




The Bullet Points:
TV Show Appeared:
Dreams (1984)

Actors:
John Stamos (Gino Minnelli, Guitar)
Jami Gertz (Martha Spino, Vocals)
Albert Macklin (Morris Weiner, Keyboards)
Valerie Stevenson (Lisa Copley, Vocals)
Cain Devore (Phil Taylor, Bass)

Songs you might remember:
Alone

Why you should vote for them:
Doesn’t everybody love Stamos?

Why you should not vote for them:
There are a million reasons.

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Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem

Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem
Dr. Teeth & The Electric Mayhem first made their debut on television in 1975 on a show you probably don’t remember; The Muppet Show: Sex and Violence but it was their role as the house band on The following Muppet Show, which is where they really took a foothold in the fictional band world.

Over the five seasons that the Muppets were on the air, Dr. Teeth & The Electric Mayhem weren’t just the house band but would appear in multiple numbers and backstage sketches.  The group would also be in all of the Muppet Movies and the recent reboot.  Perhaps what is most interesting is that the group, who were clearly modeled after 1970’s characters do not seem dated, even though their influences clearly are.

Let’s take a look at the band!

Animal (Drums).  While it is uncertain just which famous drummer that the wild coiffed muppet is based on, there is no doubt that he was the “breakout” character of the group.  Animal was as wild as his name suggested and he could best be described as primitive, albeit in the most adorable way.

Dr. Teeth (Keyboards).  The leader of the band comes complete with a lone gold tooth and fur vest is certainly Woodstock ready but is he out of place in the hipster environment?  The character is based on New Orleans legend and Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductee, Dr. John.

Floyd Pepper (Bass).  Dr. Teeth might be the leader, but it is Floyd Pepper who often is tasked as the lead singer.  With his name and look, Pepper is a clear homage to the late 60’s Rock, which is arguably a stull popular genre of music today.

Janice (Lead Guitar).  Clearly inspired by Janis Joplin, though looking more like Joni Mitchell, Janice is the ditzy yet talented flower child of the group.

Zoot (Saxophone).  The band’s elder statesmen, the balding and somewhat melancholy saxophone player may have seen it all in the fictional music world and continues to tell the tale. 

The Fictitious Rock and Roll Hall of Fame are pleased to welcome Dr. Teeth & The Electric Mayhem to the Class of 2017.



Dr. Snatchcatcher

Dr. Snatchcatcher
The only thing we like about this entry on the ballot is the name. Other than that, this Lisa Kudrow/Damon Wayans film was a complete disaster on every level and we are surprised we even remembered this dreck when we created this website. For those wondering what the film is, Damon Wayans plays Dr. Snatchcatcher (or Dr. S) who is a Gangsta Rapper who is managed by a socialite (Lisa Kudrow). If it sounds bad, it is because it is!




The Bullet Points:
Movie Appeared:
Marci X (2003)

Actors:
Damon Wayans

Songs you might remember:
Power in my Pants

Why you should vote for him:
Only for love of In Living Color and Friends.

Why you should not vote for him:
This movie is abysmal.

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Dr. Funke’s 100% Natural Good Time Family Solution

Dr. Funkes
In the first season of the brilliant program, Arrested Development, we learn that Tobias and Lindsay had a family Folk Band in the mid 90’s that was subsidized by a drug company. They attempted a brief comeback, but as expected from this show, it was a failure and the music was pretty bad. Would it have been even nearly as funny if the Funke family was talented? Of course not!



The Bullet Points:
TV Show Appeared:
Arrested Development (2004)

Actors:
David Cross (Tobias Funke)
Portia De Rossi (Lindsay Bluth Funke)
Alia Shawkat (Maebe Funke)

Songs you might remember:
None

Why you should vote for them:
This is one of the funnier bits of what was a very funny show.

Why you should not vote for them:
It is a folk group in one episode after all.