The good doctor can’t resist a good pun.  While looking at professional golfer Meghan Hardin, I can’t help but get a hard-on!  Can you imagine how many times she has heard that one before?

In a way, the good doctor feels bad for Maria Kirilenko, as though she is very attractive, how can a good looking blonde female Russian tennis player not be compared to the legendary Anna Kornikova?   Regardless, this is one player I want to go “30 love” with!

The good doctor has made an athletic discovery.  Per capita (seriously, look it up) the most successful athletes are Norwegian.  They might also be the hottest per capita.  I am thinking of something that Norway’s hurdling star, Christina Vukicevic can jump over!

Do you ever notice that some girls look better when they don’t even try?  The good doctor shows you evidence in the delightful Christen Press from the United States soccer team.  We always talk about the girl next door type, but that cliché fits Ms. Press perfectly.  Now if only the good doctor can press up against her!