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Hannah Montana
Jun 22, 2014
Published in
The Artists
Hannah Montana launched Miley Cyrus from Billy Ray’s daughter to International Superstar and if you are to judge your fictitious singers by success, it is hard to ignore this candidate. Actually, we would say it is near impossible.
Consider that this is one of the most successful television shows ever made by Disney that it had numerous hit albums, generated profitable tours and featured Montana performing often should make it a great candidate. We can’t say that the music was great, but it was what it needed to be. Besides, we bet that everyone who came to our website knows who Hannah Montana is, whether they can name a song of hers or not. That is one powerful fictitious singer!
The Bullet Points:
TV Show and Movies Appeared:
Hannah Montana (2006-11)
Hannah Montana: The Movie (2009)
Actor:
Miley Cyrus
Songs you might remember:
The Best of Both Worlds
Why you should vote for her:
It does not get more successful than this.
Why you should not vote for her:
Much like the actual Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, success should not be a prerequisite to enter the Fictitious Athlete Hall of Fame.
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Hangman's Joke
Jun 22, 2014
Published in
The Artists
In what was Brandon Lee’s best and final film, The Crow was a dark and brooding film with an amazing soundtrack. Before he turned into the “Crow” we had a brief glimpse of his musical career, as he was the lead guitarist for Hangman’s Joke, which was explored more in the seldom seen TV Series. Does this deserve an entry? Probably not, but this was a very good film, so we are throwing it a bone here.
The Bullet Points:
TV Show Appeared:
The Crow (1994)
Actors:
Brandon Lee
Songs you might remember:
None
Why you should vote for them:
The Crow was a very unique film, and it still resonates today.
Why you should not vote for them:
Music was a big part of this film, but not from Hangman’s Joke.
Handful of Peter
Jun 22, 2014
Published in
The Artists
Inspired by a local talent show, Peter and Lois Griffin elect to resurrect their old folk duo. They remembered themselves as brilliant, and thought that is what they recaptured. Unfortunately, they also adopted their old practice of doing drugs before their performances, and the end result was the two of them wailing incomprehensibly.
The Bullet Points:
TV Show Appeared:
Family Guy (2006)
Actors:
Seth McFarlane (Peter Griffin)
Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin)
Songs you might remember:
Noble Indian Chief/Do Her
Why you should vote for them:
Anything Family Guy related is always good for a laugh.
Why you should not vote for them:
They were very bad.
Hampton the Hamster
Jun 22, 2014
Published in
The Artists
As the Internet exploded with porn, the other end of the spectrum gave us a high-pitched dancing hamster. If there was one thing that pop culture has taught us, it is that trying to decipher what will become successful is impossible, so rather than figure out how the Hamster Dance became a minor hit, let’s just say that for a hot minute initially because a Canadian art student wanted to make something cute, and American commerce found a way to make money off it.
The Bullet Points:
Album Appeared:
The Hamsterdance Album (2000)
Actor:
None
Songs you might remember:
The Hamster Dance
Why you should vote for him:
Dear God, you really shouldn’t!
Why you should not vote for him:
Not only is this a hamster, it is easily the most annoying song on this ballot.